Beyonce Writes Song About Jay-Z's Junk

While on tour in Europe, Beyoncé took some time out for a holiday to Barcelona with her hubby, Jay-Z. She also debuted her new single, "Ego," which sharp listeners might interpret as an ode to her husband's endowment. No, we're not kidding. Look at the lyrics, y'all:

Why? Well, you got the key to my heart
But you ain't gonna need it, I'd rather you open up my body
And show me secrets, you didn't know was inside
No need for me to lie

It's too big, it's too wide
It's too strong, it won't fit
It's too much, it's too tough
He talk like this 'cause he can back it up

He got a big ego, such a huge ego
I love his big ego, it's too much
He walk like this 'cause he can back it up

Now that is what we in the writing business call a euphemism (check out the video if you don't believe us). It appears that after a year of marriage, the honeymoon still isn't over for Miss B and Hova. So, erm, mazel tov, you crazy kids. Watch: Keeping Romance Alive

For a couple of other songs about man-junk (how else do you celebrate Memorial Day?), we recommend King Missile's "Detachable Penis," "Monster," by Fred Schneider of the B-52s, and, of course, Lonely Island's "Dick In a Box."

Via Jezebel. Photo courtesy of Splash News.