Wedding Planned For Madonna, Sort Of


Madonna plans to tie the knot with her latest boy-toy.

Madonna hopes to marry her 22-year-old boyfriend, Jesus Luz, in a Kabbalah style ceremony in the next few weeks. At 50 years old, Madonna is almost 30 years older than her newest squeeze and three years older than Jesus’ dad, Luis Heitor Pinto da Luz.

But wait—according to Luis the couple will not be legally wed. It seems the ceremony will bind the two together, but only by spirit. Watch: Why Do Men Get Married?

"I don't know if there will, in fact, be a real marriage between Madonna and my son. It will be a type of ritual, but I do not know kabbalah [or if the ceremony] will have legal validity," Luis told Brazil's Quem Magazine.

So the pair will be "spiritually connected" but legally can do whatever they want? As in, one or the other could technically marry someone else? Well, that shouldn’t bring up any marital problems in the future…Read: Love, Money & Commitment: The Life Of An Un-Wife

Legal or not, for his part, Luis is more than happy to welcome this entertainer into his family.

"I’ve spoken by phone with Madonna—in French, because my English is not fluent—and she appears to me to be a normal and polite person. She is feminine. I don’t feel she is a harsh person."

And Jesus is already fitting well into the father role.

"She has small children, and Jesus helps her out with various tasks involving all of them. He plays ball with the kids," Luis said.

Perhaps the close proximity in age has something to do with it?

Via PopCrunch. Photo courtesy of Splash News.