Top 10 Cringe-Worthy Celeb Hookups

Heid Montag and Spencer Pratt

Ever had those couples where you just think about them and get a little shiver? Even worse, ever see them kiss and it literally causes a wave of nausea? We here at YourTango ranked our all-time full-on nasty hookups and thought we'd share. Feel like you're hitting the vending machine a little too much and need to curb that appetite? Read on and let us take care of that for you:

Liza Minnelli and David Guest: This entire relationship is in the Creep-Out Hall of Fame. From the intensely gross insinuations about sex to the wedding pictures and any photo or image of them kissing, we cannot get the image of these two out of our minds…ever.

Michael Jackson and Lisa Marie Presley: This completely odd couple had perhaps the world's most awkward onscreen kiss at the MTV Movie Awards back in 1995, traumatizing adults and children alike. After completely creeping everyone out during a Diane Sawyer interview where they admitted they had sex like any other married couple, the strange duo finally broke it off in January 1996, leaving us scarred for life.

Mickey Rourke and Evan Rachel Wood: We recently reported this little gossip item about a hookup after the Golden Globes. Evidently, this is Mickey's thing: keep the actress separated from him during filming the movie and then create all this tension for the scene that sometimes spills over into real life. It worked in reverse with Kim Basinger for 9 ½ Weeks, resulted in full-blown sex onscreen with ex-wife Carre Otis in the movie Wild Orchid and has now evidently resulted in a liplock festival with Evan Rachel Wood who plays his daughter in the critically acclaimed movie, The Wrestler.

Marilyn Manson and Evan Rachel Wood: She can pick 'em, can't she? Everyone had a little different view of the actress when she hooked up with the shock rocker in 2007. They broke up in late 2008 but not without some very interesting red carpet photo memories for all of us. 

Drew Barrymore and Tom Green: Thank goodness this one is over because we just never got this one. Like, ever. 

Paris Hilton and George Clooney: This rumor sent us into shock and awe. We're sorry but it’s just time for her fifteen minutes of fame to be over. If George Clooney really went there, we may have to take back the Top Ten Hottest Bachelor status. Well, maybe. There would be serious conversation to get our minds off this rumor.

Criss Angel and Holly Madison: Out of the frying pan and into the fire, Holly went from dating Hugh Hefner to dating a magician who apparently fears commitment in place of a flatiron and diamond chains. Recent tabloid photos show Holly with a hickey on her neck. Really, you guys? Really?

Miley Cyrus and Justin Gaston: It's not just gross, it's possibly a felony. Just sayin', guys. 

Woody Allen and Soon-Yi Previn: Yes, they’ve been married a really long time but he still married his ex-wife’s adopted daughter. Gah! 

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Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag: Between the creepy flesh-colored beard, the fake weddings and the general vitriol spewed by this duo, we're really kind of ready for them to go away already. Every time they kiss, we heave.