What We May Have Missed This Week

What We May Have Missed This Week

News from Hef, Prince Albert, Mango, Meadow Soproano, & John Mayer.

Hey. We try our best but sometimes even we miss a story or 6. Don't worry, it’s none of the big ones, just a few things that you should probably know before Monday.

Things are really not going Hugh Hefner's way. In addition to the imbroglio regarding his Girls Next Door girlfriends, there are some cuts coming at his company Playboy. That's if the New York Daily News is to be believed.

Guess where you won’t be finding Prince Albert (in addition to a can)? Dating. According to the New York Post's Page Six, the regent of Monaco is set to wed swimmer Charlene Wittstock. Old boy already has a couple of kids but whatever. We wonder if the genital piercing bearing his name has anything to do with him?

Some time ago we thought that the guy from the Mac commercials that is not Justin Long (The Daily Show's John Hodgman) deserved some groupie love. Turns out he's married but he told Glamour readers what was up in a new advice feature.

Celebitchy says that John Mayer is texting Jennifer Aniston but getting no replies. Guess who is not winning this breakup? This sounds a little far-fetched in our opinion.

You know we love Chris Kattan. He's pretty super. And he's a pretty generous negotiator (or a diehard romantic) when it comes to prenups. It turns out his 8-week wife Sunshine Tutt is getting like $100,000 for her trouble, more details at TMZ.

And finally, according to Us Weekly, via The Frisky, Jamie Lynn Sigler is dating Jerry Ferrara. That’s right, someone out there thinks it’s cool to tell us that Meadow Soprano (of the Sopranos) is dating Turtle (of Entourage). At least it’s still in the HBO family. She could be dating Andy Dick.

Enjoy the weekend. Get ready for fall.