Morning News Feed: Wednesday, Oct 8

Morning News Feed: Wednesday, Oct 8

Sarah Palin and Joe Biden's love child.

Sarah Palin manages to be sexy and powerful without hurting her husband's ego or diminishing his masculinity. Huffington Post.

But if the first dude did feel slighted and wanted a divorce he could get one pretty easily. Divorce and

Hopefully their divorce won't be too costly. Lucky Chicago residents have one less divorce worry: council members are passing a law that would deny the city about $2 million in tax revenue, but would save divorcing couples from being taxed on real estate transfers. Chicago Tribune.

After they're separated, Palin could have a child with someone else. Perhaps Joe Biden! What would that kid look like you wonder? Very, very strange. Aviary.

Moving on (because some of us haven't yet reached the divorced lovestage), if you're in your 20s or 30s, living at home and fear that parental supervision is hurting your love life, try going on TV!

But if you're in Japan and under 18, sorry: dating cafes in Kyoto might start preventing you from entering. What are dating cafe? Why, cafes that "help men and women with no previous acquaintance have a temporary association," of course. Daily Yomiuri Online.

So now you're living at home, can't go to a dating cafe, but you're desperate to wed. If your solution is arranged marriage, ABC wants you on 20/20 to talk about it. ABC News.

If you've gone the super-traditional arranged marriage route, it's possible you haven't slept with your intended. Watch out! He might have the premature ejaculation gene that scientists have recently identified. Science Daily.

Now let's back up a bit. Say you live on your own and your dating life is pretty normal. Are you part of the 40% of people who believes that texting plays a big role in your relationships? iStockAnalyst.

Even if you do connect through text, finding the one is difficult, especially if you live in New York. Examiner.

But don't give up! Your soul mate might live right down the street, like one British couple who lived seven doors apart for 17 years, connected through an online dating site and are now engaged to be married. Aw, how romantic. . . This is South Wales.