Celebrity Ins, Outs, Facts, And Fictions

Celebrity Ins, Outs, Facts, And Fictions

Alyssa Milano, Seth McFarlane, and Mena Suvari all have something going on.

We bumped into a few celebrity odds and ends that didn't merit their own posts. One or more of them strain credulity.

Alyssa Milano: No more baseball players
The Who's The Boss starlet has decided to stop dating baseball players according to the Houston Post Chronicle. Alyssa Milano has dated Brad Penny, Barry Zito, and Carl Pavano. The article mentions that she dated Tom Glavine also, but that seems like a stretch. Like someone saw a picture of them together and made it a fact in Wikipedia. Weird. Anyways, we're psyched that Milano is a fan of the game. She's like a modern day big league Annie Savoy (Susan Sarandon from Bull Durham). And before she totally rules out ball players she should be consulted about his A-Rod divorce business.

Family Guy and Amanda Bynes?
Is Seth McFarlane (the mega-millionaire behind Family Guy) dating Amanda Bynes? Film.com's The Evil Beet reports that McFarlane seemed smitten by the 22-year old Bynes. Does this seem like a stretch to anyone? Sure, not as much of a stretch as Tom Glavine and Alyssa Milano but a stretch nonetheless. Though she did voice stuff for 1 Family Guy episode her predictable, family-friendly body of work would usually be ridiculed by the show's writing staff. We're not sure if one or the other is dating up or dating down. A real headscratcher.

American Beauty to get married
Anyone remember when American Beauty came out and everyone was like, "Damn, that girl American Pie showed her boobies. That was something and I don't feel weird because it was art."? And then she bailed on the whole American Pie scene because she had critical acclaim and things really never got to where they could have been and our friend Jennifer said she looked like a catfish. Well, maybe things are turning around. Mena Suvari was in a couple of Sienna Miller films (The Mysteries Of Pittsburgh and Factory Girl) and people seem to be interested in Sienna Miller. And FemaleFirst is reporting that she's engaged to a handsome music producer who is not very tall named Simone Sestito. The betrothal went down on Jamaica (lordhavemercy). And have you seen the recent pictures of her? Not her weird hairdon't but her bumper? Keep on rockin' in the free world.

Quick Fact/Fiction check for us:

We think that Milano's mouth says she's giving up baseball players but her heart (and loins) say another thing.
We think that we'll need more information about Seth McFarlane and Amanda Bynes to make a call, we're leaning towards 'no'. A sex tape would probably push us to 'maybe.'
Mena Suvari is probably engaged to this music guy. We've seen some photos of them together. They look nice. She's probably over her last marriage.