So Long, Drew Barrymore

So Long, Drew Barrymore

Drew Barrymore and Justin Long had a breakup.

Cripes-icord. We knew it was too good to be true. "I'm A Mac" and "I'm a goofball" are no longer dating one another. According to the Telegraph, the breakup was confirmed by Drew Barrymore's PR guy or something. Barrymore and Justin Long allegedly met on the set of He's Just Not That Into You. Bummer, shame on us for getting emotionally invested, we should have known better. We heard that Long went to see Amy Poehler's improv group on Sunday with Josh Duhamel. And Asssscat 3000 is not exactly a show that you'd want your guy going to alone without a ring. Things are going great and out of nowhere someone in the audience suggests, "Sex with Justin Long after the show," and pretty much better luck next life after a suggestion like that. We're a little surprised to see Duhamel out. We'll keep our antennas up for issues with him and the Duchess Fergie.

Well, we've thought it before and we'll say it again; Drew Barrymore is a free and sexual being. She can't be tied down to just one guy, no matter how adorable, hip, or funny the guy is. And she learned that Apple will send her stuff for free, she doesn't need his discount.