2 Penises For The Price of One

2 Penises For The Price of One

Chinese baby boy born with a penis on his back.

I have to say that this news story surprised me. I don't know how anything could surprise me after the pregnant man, but I still had to read the whole story. In case you don't have time, here are the highlights:

* There is an actual name for this condition, which means it has happened before.
* The surgery to remove his extra manhood took over three hours.
* The baby is doing super! Thanks for asking!

You can read the whole story over at The Huffington Post, but I think I'll just stick with birth defects like the one that makes this doe look like a unicorn. PRETTY!


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