Benji Madden has already surpassed the legacy of Paris' exes. Now what?
Is this thing, as The NZ Herald suggests, becoming serious? We theorized back in February that Paris Hilton-Benji Madden could only well if it ended quickly. They’ve been hanging out for about 6 weeks or so, and it makes us wonder if she’s going to be pregnant soon? Would it be weird if Good Charlotte called their next album Celebutard?
Coupled with her auditions for a "new best friend," we’re convinced that this whole deal with the Madden Bros is an attempt to get Nicole Ritchie back. She’s publicly seeking a new BFF, she’s dating Nicole’s baby’s daddy’s brother, and the next step is to have a baby to share that with Nicole. Would you ever have thought that Paris might be the one Single White Female-ing Nicole? Theory?