Heigl Wants A Baby

Heigl Wants A Baby

She wants a baby, but her husband may want to wait.

According to E!, Katherine Heigl “kind of” wants a baby. Apparently, husband Josh Kelly would rather wait.  E! then goes on to emasculate Josh Kelly (but in a sort of funny way).  Which leads us to our next point, why is everyone hating on Josh Kelly?  Somehow, this guy made GQ’s List of the 25 Most Whipped Men On The Planet.  Sure, it’s a fun list.  And it’s sort of fun for dude’s to rag on other dudes for being whipped, but what’s a guy to do?

We’re not really familiar with Josh Kelly’s music, but he seems like an alright guy. How is he, though, going to go toe-to-toe with Heigl?  After watching Knocked Up and one episode of Gray’s Anatomy, we’re pretty sure that she is playing herself (except the real Heigl smokes). And she’s basically used to rolling over guys based on being waaaaay out of their league (see Rogen, Seth and Knight, TR). And furthermore, we have no idea what goes on behind closed doors. Josh Kelly could be Ike Turner 2008 when no one is around. Or he could be a gold digger (except with dudes they're called kept men or gigolos). We are pretty sure though that E! is right when they say that a woman “kind of” disagrees about waiting for a baby, then she has pulled the goalie. At that point you either begrudgingly get to work making a baby or you change it up a little (options: pull-and-pray, literally take matters into your own hands (as E! suggests), use a barrier method, or explore anal).