Jolie, Richie, Bunton and Bonham Carter: The Celebrity Pregnancy Roundup

The Confirmed: Helena Bonham Carter. HBC and her husband, the awesome Tim Burton, will be having their second child. He’s currently directing her for the second time. Their first collaboration was on the 2001 remake of Planet of the Apes (not so strong). They can turn it around, she was great in Fight Club (which we don’t talk about) and he rocked ass in Batman.

The Speculative: Angelina Jolie is rumored to be pregnant. With a baby. The evidence, put forth the by, is somewhat specious. Small weight gain and copious rubbing of the belly at a recent party. Also Brad Pitt reported for jury duty. That’s where a lot of expecting fathers go, to ‘get away from it all.’

The Completed:
Emma Bunton (Baby Spice) gave birth to a brand new baby boy. His name is Beau. Beau the baby Bunton boy. These Spice Girls have got to be the greatest brand managers alive. Diabolical.

The Silly: Nicole Richie confirmed her pregnancy a week or so ago. She and Joel Madden (front man of Good Charlotte) will have a little person in some short amount of time. Paris Hilton says that Nicole will be ‘the best mom.’ Somewhere Dina Lohan is putting her fist through a wall.