broken wine bottle — Take this wine of wrath, you home-wrecker!

Weird News: Woman Attacks Husband's Mistress With Wine Bottle

An affair to remember: Madjuie Durocher treats her husband's mistress to a bottle of Burgundy.

One husband's little dish on the side almost got served with wine.

Weird News: Man Sunbathes Naked While Holding Rubber Penis

Double dick flasher says he "wasn't aware [he] could be seen from the street."

Joseph Lamar Conn said he wanted to simply catch a few rays by sunbathing nude.

Weird News: Mushroom Or Sex Toy?

It all started when some villagers decided to dig a new well, and were left, well, stumped!

It's not safe for consumption.

In Case You Were Wondering, Octomom's Porn Is Now Available!

"Octomom: Home Alone" is available to purchase online now. Yay?

Octomom is now officially a porn star.

Weird News: Jerry Sandusky Trial Gets A Surprise, Furry Visitor

Pedobear was spotted at the Jerry Sandusky trial.

Someone donning a costume to look like the ironic pedophile mascot held a "press conference" around 12:30 p.m. outside the Centre County Courthouse in Bellefonte, Pa.

Weird News: Nude Model Sues New York Police

Though no charges were filed against her, Zoe West feels NYPD officers were wrong to arrest her.

Zoe West, the nude model who was arrested in Times Square while an artist painted her bare body is claiming her civil rights were violated and is planning to sue the NYPD over the incident.

Man Is Happy To Win "Mr. Ugly" Pageant (And Has A Loving Wife!)

William Masvinu, Zimbabwe's new Mr. Ugly, says "being ugly is not a curse."

The latest winner of Zimbabwe's Mr. Ugly pageant has ambitions of fame and fortune. But, so far, he remains a simple market porter.

abercrombie and fitch — Abercrombie & Fitch is very ... relaxed with its models!

Weird News: Abercrombie Employee Asked To Do WHAT On Camera?!

It looks like the legal team at Abercrombie & Fitch is working overtime again.

It looks like the legal team at Abercrombie & Fitch is working overtime again. According to TMZ, a former employee of the clothing store has filed a lawsuit claiming that the national chain sent him to a modeling agency that required him to masturbate in front of the camera.

Weird News: Sex With A Teddy Bear? You've Gotta Be Kidding Us

Once, twice, three times a lady. But four times with a teddy bear?

Charles Marshall of Cincinnati is accused of having sex with a teddy bear for the fourth time in the past two years. Why is what he did illegal? Read on.