Bride Challenges Groom To A Cake-Eating Contest
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Bride Challenges Groom To A Cake-Eating Contest

A professional competitive eater named Hall Hunt decided that you cannot stop being who you are even on your wedding day. He married a 25-year-old named Emily Wright and, in a tip of the cap to his part-time vocation, they had a wedding cake eat-off. And for extra strange love, the two invited competitive eating champion Joey Chestnut to enter the fray.

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A Lotto Ticket: The Best Wedding Gift Ever?

In some places, it is customary for the bride and groom to exchange wedding and/or engagement gifts. But all these guys with their monogrammed letter openers, Waterford salad bowls, and coupons for snuggles and car detailing got nothing on this fellow from the Show Me state. In Missouri, a man gave his bride a winning lotto ticket.

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How To Get It On While Driving

A woman from New Jersey picked up a man in her car and began performing a sex act on him (you have exactly one guess which one) and they crashed into something or other. The car was then set afire and she decided to tell Johnny Law that her ride was taken from her at gunpoint. But police are good at figuring out obvious lies and busted her. She should have followed this guide to car sex.

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20% Of People Have Sexted The Wrong Person

Everyone has sent a text message, perhaps amorous in nature, and re-read it after it made its way into the electronic communication soup. Did you fat-finger a word or two? Did T9 predictively text mangle your words? Once, I ended a text to a platonic friend with "I love you," which is way more embarrassing than saying it as you hang up the phone. I had to write back immediately that I was on a very powerful cough medication. But inadvertently sending a spicy little note to someone... can you imagine the embarrassment?

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Can Kissing Relieve Your Allergy Symptoms?

Kissing is one of the best things ever. Per a recent study in Japan, kissing can actually knock out allergies. On a slight tangent, Tiger Woods appeared to suffer from severe allergies at his most recent Masters appearance. Coincidence? Finally, a British teen nearly kicked the bucket after her boyfriend's lips triggered her peanut allergy. So, when it comes to allergies, kissing giveth and kissing taketh away.

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Judge Orders Couple To Erect "Divorce Wall"

A real Shecky Green of a judge in Williamsburg, NY (that's hipsterville, USA) has told a splitting couple to put up a "divorce wall" in their Victorian home, as the husband refuses to move out. The couple, Pinchs and Nechama Gold, are Orthodox Jews who have been together for 21 years. Things, however, just aren't working. Unfortunately, New York is the last of the lower 48 states to still forbid no-fault divorces, so the couple has been forced to find a way to blame each other for the separation they both so desperately desire.

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$30K Prize For Solving Taiwan's Fertility Problem

As you likely know, the island nation of Japan is on the losing end of a population battle. It's not that the oldsters are making things miserable for the younger folks with measures like adding stool softener to the drinking water. It's just that young people aren't making babies fast enough. There must be something in the water in that section of the Pacific, as the island nation of Taiwan is having troubles making babies too. Maybe there's some industrial pollutant making its way from the Yangtze River into the East China Sea. Whatever the case, the country that calls itself the Republic of China has one of the lowest birthrates, and it's up to the Ministry of the Interior to get the population a-procreating.

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Women Know Good Beer Better Than Men Do

Men may be synonymous with beer-chugging, but they'd be humbled to learn that women have the biological edge when it comes to tasting beer. In fact, professional female beer tasters are blowing men out of the water so consistently that companies like SABMiller (creator of Pilsner Urquell, Peroni, Grolsch, Miller and Coors) can say with confidence that it's women who are better at sniffing out (literally) the abnormalities in a batch of beer before it's bottled

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China Bans Soldiers From Online Dating

To date the Chinese government has had a one-child policy, they shutdown a sex theme park before it got off the ground, they're making a major push for safe sex and they've clamped down on internet dating sites on grounds of prostitution. And now they're taking a little different approach to the love lives of their soldiers; they are clamping down on what their soldiers do online… including but not limited to online dating.

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Couple Loses Over $3,000 In Wedding Cash

When it comes to weddings, the photographs are a Big Deal. But an even bigger part of the wedding is the gifts. Some companies have literally made their fortunes with gift registries. But not everyone wants to order off the menu, and many wedding guests give cash. After receiving a ton of green at their wedding, a Pennsylvania couple nearly lost over $3,000 as their wedding album, stuffed with the cash, fell off of their car as they drove away.

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Indonesian Authorities Not Amused By Sex Tape

There has been a bundle of sexy news from Indonesia lately and the hits keep coming. But the nation with the world's largest Muslim population is still a little uneasy when that sexy stuff goes public. Pop star Nazril Ariel may do some time in the pokey for a private sex tape that he made after that pajama-rompa went viral online. The "Peterporn" scandal may land one of the women in trouble for adultery. Plus, True Blood will cut an oral sex scene for reasons other than what you think.

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Record-Setting Bride Has Over 100 Bridesmaids

Nailing down a wedding list is not an easy thing. Nailing down the cast of the wedding party is even tougher. You never know who's gonna catch feelings, so sometimes you have to ask a few extra people. A dance instructor in Ohio decided not to make enemies at her studio and invited all 110 students to be in her wedding. In a word: adorable.

Betty White
Celebrity Love

Betty White In Sex Photo Scandal?

We've just learned that new celebrity sex photos have been uncovered and, surprisingly, do not feature anyone from an E! reality show. Perhaps more surprisingly, though, is the news that the star (allegedly) in the dirty pics is Hollywood veteran (and our last living Golden Girl) Betty White! Although the idea of Betty having sex photos is pretty funny (and, frankly, kind of awesome), we tend to think...