Charlie Sheen is a treasure trove of bon mots, bemused narcissism and can't-look/can't-look-away Schadenfreude... a gift robot that keeps on giving. Here's what the Two And A Half Men meltdown has taught me about breakups.
Charlie Sheen has recently reached a new level of bizarre in the relationship department. As 20/20 just revealed, he keeps two live-in girlfriends at home that he calls "the goddesses," who also help raise his twin boys, Bob and Max. Here, we take a look back at the notable women who have filled the actor's love life and provided plenty of tabloid fodder. It has been a crazy ride, to say the least, and all indications show that Charlie isn't slowing down anytime soon.
Well, it was only a matter of time before Charlie Sheen landed in the hospital... again. This time, he was carried out of his L.A. mansion Thursday morning by medical personnel after a 24-hour party with five women, including porn star Kacey Jordan. We have to wonder, has Sheen finally hit rock-bottom?
The sitcom Two and a Half Men recently achieved the impossible: it mentioned a sex act that the Internet had never heard of, and if you know the Internet, you'll also know that it's usually the premiere source of obscure sex moves. "Japanese Rain Goggles" had the web in a tizzy last week. So what does it mean?
Despite headline-making tales of domestic assault and rumors of Charlie Sheen cheating on her, Brooke Mueller has denied that she will be divorcing her 'Two and a Half Men'-star husband. And why should she? According to the hard-hitting journalists over at Gawker.com, who obtained Charlie and Brooke’s prenup, Brooke is being paid a substantial sum every year to stay married to the hard-partying actor who is reportedly worth over $16 million. However, considering that Charlie is allegedly hooking up with an escort and the two are living apart, Gawker went ahead and added up what Brooke would walk away with in the event the couple splits.
Sure, not every relationship lesson can be taken from CBS's Monday night lineup, but some good ones can. The lads on How I Met Your Mother, Two And A Half Men and Rules Of Engagement all got in hot water over one-night stands. They could benefit from a little bit of apologizing. Maybe they didn't think they did anything wrong? In that case a little empathy will grease the wheels of that apology.
Monday night's CBS lineup had an intersection of three interesting things: sit-coms, one-night stands and karma. Somehow the programs How I Met Your Mother, Two And A Half Men and Rules of Engagement all featured plot-lines revolving around men receiving comeuppance for bad behavior regarding one-night stands. Is the universe tell us something through Neil Patrick Harris, Charlie Sheen and David Spade?
Divorce isn't fun for anyone (except lawyers, sadists, and gossip columnists), but there is still an element of post-divorce competition that makes things uglier. It looks like Charlie Sheen is pulling way ahead of ex-wife Denise Richards. There is still a swimsuit competition, we imagine.
Divorce isn't fun for anyone (except lawyers, sadists, and gossip columnists), but there is still an element of post-divorce competition that makes things uglier. It looks like Charlie Sheen is pulling way ahead of ex-wife Denise Richards. There is still a swimsuit competition, we imagine.
We're not sure if this is true, and we'll have to reexamine a lot of things if it is, but it appears that Denise Richards may be paid upwards of $25 million in residuals and what-what off of Charlie Sheen's television program Two And A Half Men. Uh, then why's she so mad all the time?
