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By SMF Marcus Osborne for GALTime I’m a reality show junkie. “American Idol,” “Intervention,” “Millionaire Matchmaker,” “Dancing With The Stars,” “Hoarders,” “Cops,” “48 Hours, ″ “Survivor,” “HBO’s Hard Knocks,” “Keeping Up With The Kardashians…” (Actually I watch ALL the Kard
Just when we thought nothing could replace Jersey Shore on Thursday nights, MTV rolled out an even more epic show after 15 years of hiatus: Beavis and Butthead, huh, huh.
Last night's show started out with "High-Pitched Kasey" vowing to kick Jake to the curb. Will he succeed? Ask again in two hours. But first—a challenge! Aptly called "Target On Your Back," each lady was asked a question, which they got to answer via throwing a paint-filled egg at a dude. Chris Harrison threw out hard-hitting questions like: "Who do you want to see go home this week?" You can guess who got pelted with that answer. (Here's a hint: It was Jake.)
Whatever hope last night's episode had to entertain was totally overshadowed by the news that broke earlier in the day … Kate Plus 8 is getting axed. After one lackluster episode into Season 2, it looks like Kate Gosselin's 15 minutes may finally be up. Of course, none of this was discussed on the show because it was shot months ago when Kate was still living under the delusion that she's interesting enough to sustain another season. (Though TLC was lightning-quick to create a little countdown icon in the lower corner to the show's finale.)
Under the thinly veiled premise of scoring a second shot at love and a chance to win $250,000, the sh*tshow known as "Bachelor Pad" is back for Season 2. In a THREE HOUR (yes, three hour) season premiere, we meet the contestants as they slither out of a stretched limo and into the mansion. Roll call! Let's meet the meatheads and femme fatales.
Hollywood's favorite redhead, Lucille Ball, would have turned 100 on Saturday. The nation is celebrating, from a marathon of I Love Lucy episodes to a festival of hundreds of Lucy look-alikes. Did you know that Desi Arnaz and Lucille Ball eloped together in 1940 and lied about their ages on the marriage certificate?
If you were glued to the TV in the mid-nineties like I was, you remember the ABC sitcom Sister, Sister. Twin sisters Tia (Tia Mowry-Hardrict) and Tamera (Tamera Mowry-Housley) were separated at birth and adopted by single parents with completely opposite personalities. Then they run into each other one day at the mall, screaming in unison, "That girl has my face!"
Season 8 of Entourage debuted on Sunday, which can only mean one thing for me: hours of being glued to the unfolding drama, witty dialogue, and — of course — hot men.
Remember when everyone was a Carrie, Charlotte, Miranda, or Samantha? Well, now that the first season of scandal-fest reality TV Jersey Shore is over, it's high time to see where you would fit in in Guidette World. Maybe you don't wear hair extensions and Ed Hardy makes you hurl, but haven't we all brought home a few grenades? Read on to see whether you're most like Snooki, Sammi, J-WOWW, or Angelina "Jolie."
