I can hear it now.
“What the hell is David saying? I need to go play with a guy’s balls and I haven’t even met him yet?”
Calm down. We’re talking about football.
That’s right—football. Instead of being afraid of it, embrace it.
You want to meet men?
And you won’t just meet the beer guzzling, nacho-eating, burping football guys, because—get this—every guy likes football.
Plus, Tony Romo is a daddy and Mr. Big finally takes a walk down the aisle.
Heads up, Ladies – it seems England's most eligible bachelor, Prince Harry is "smitten" with a new blonde pop singer named Mollie King. The two have reportedly just sparked up a relationship and are "head over heels."
The football player and the actor's leading ladies are both expecting.
Is it baby-making season or what? Jessica Simpson's football player ex, Tony Romo, is beating her to the baby punch: he told a group of students during a visit to Cedar Hill High School in Dallas that he and his new wife, Candice Crawford, are expecting! We're happy for Romo, 31, and Crawford, 24 (Chace Crawford's little sister). They're swiftly going from newlyweds to new parents, while another star, is going from old dad to even older dad. Yes, we're talking about Mr. Die Hard himself, Bruce Willis. A rep for the actor and his second wife of two years, Emma Heming Willis, has confirmed to Us Weekly that they're expecting their first child "early next year."
The Dallas Cowboys quarterback planned the playlist, and presumably the menu, for his wedding day.
... And they say grooms aren't nearly as involved as they should be while their brides are planning those lavish nuptials. Psssh. Whatever. Tony Romo was a major influencer in the day's events when he wed Candice Crawford (that's Gossip Girl-star Chace's little sis, FYI) over the weekend. Although Todd Fiscus officially planned the wedding, Tony planned some important aspects himself, including the playlist for the evening.
Plus, Tony Romo gets engaged, and Julie Andrews' husband sadly passes away after 41 years together.
Can't get enough of celebrity gossip? Here are a few more stories that caught our eye around the web this week.
-In news that makes us go "Whaaaat?" Denise Richards has confirmed that she's dating Nikki Sixx i.e. Kat Von D's ex - which now makes Denise less than six romantic degrees away from Sandra Bullock. (And we didn't even need to use Kevin Bacon to get there.) Clearly, Denise has a thing for bad boys, but after relationships with Charlie Sheen and Richie Sambora (and all of the drama that went with them,) we really were hoping that she might try to find a nice, computer programmer to settle down with. But, nope.
Is the Cowboys' quarterback ready to make it official with Ms. Candice Crawford.
Tony Romo has used his time-off to escalate things with Candice Crawford. As you likely know, Candice Crawford is the younger sister of Gossip Girl's Chace Crawford (not that we watch that show). The couple dated in 2009 and appears not to have really ever split. Perhaps Romo chose to focus on getting the 'Boys deeper into the playoffs, but an "insider" says that the quarterback and Missouri's 2008 Miss USA representative (that's Crawford) may be an eyelash away from betrothal.
Nick and Vanessa on a date – is it ex sex or a reunion?
Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo reunited for a night of hot, forbidden ex passion in Los Angeles over the weekend, almost three months after they went their separate ways in June. The two were spotted at Dime bar, according to Radar Online, and per a spy, rekindled their romance with some public snogging.
Kate Gosselin and Reggie Bush we'll keep. This week the others were just too scandalous.
The Jude Law pregnancy zinger topped off one heck of a week in Celebrity Love drama. The highlights are here, and the letdowns are low. Even if these stars came knocking with an extra ticket to St. Tropez or spots for us on their reality shows, we'd probably be busy washing our hair.
Jude Law Honestly Jude? Thanks to him there's a 24-year-old aspiring model named Samantha Burke from Pensacola who's registered at Babies "R" Us all by herself. The worst part is not even what we heard about him refusing to use protection: it's the fact that this week, he broke the news to his three kids in what was reportedly an emotional reunion.