If You Can’t Beat Him, Play With His Balls
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If You Can’t Beat Him, Play With His Balls

I can hear it now. “What the hell is David saying? I need to go play with a guy’s balls and I haven’t even met him yet?” Calm down. We’re talking about football. That’s right—football. Instead of being afraid of it, embrace it. You want to meet men? Watch football. And you won’t just meet the beer guzzling, nacho-eating, burping football guys, because—get this—every guy likes football.

Tony Romo To Be A New Dad, Bruce Willis To Be An Old One
Celebrity Love

Tony Romo To Be A New Dad, Bruce Willis To Be An Old One

Is it baby-making season or what? Jessica Simpson's football player ex, Tony Romo, is beating her to the baby punch: he told a group of students during a visit to Cedar Hill High School in Dallas that he and his new wife, Candice Crawford, are expecting! We're happy for Romo, 31, and Crawford, 24 (Chace Crawford's little sister). They're swiftly going from newlyweds to new parents, while another star, is going from old dad to even older dad. Yes, we're talking about Mr. Die Hard himself, Bruce Willis. A rep for the actor and his second wife of two years, Emma Heming Willis, has confirmed to Us Weekly that they're expecting their first child "early next year."

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Tony Romo Was A Hands-On Groom During Wedding Preparations

... And they say grooms aren't nearly as involved as they should be while their brides are planning those lavish nuptials. Psssh. Whatever. Tony Romo was a major influencer in the day's events when he wed Candice Crawford (that's Gossip Girl-star Chace's little sis, FYI) over the weekend. Although Todd Fiscus officially planned the wedding, Tony planned some important aspects himself, including the playlist for the evening.

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A-List Links: Denise Richards Is Dating Nikki Sixx

Can't get enough of celebrity gossip? Here are a few more stories that caught our eye around the web this week. -In news that makes us go "Whaaaat?" Denise Richards has confirmed that she's dating Nikki Sixx i.e. Kat Von D's ex - which now makes Denise less than six romantic degrees away from Sandra Bullock. (And we didn't even need to use Kevin Bacon to get there.) Clearly, Denise has a thing for bad boys, but after relationships with Charlie Sheen and Richie Sambora (and all of the drama that went with them,) we really were hoping that she might try to find a nice, computer programmer to settle down with. But, nope.

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Tony Romo To Marry Chace Crawford's Sister?

Tony Romo has used his time-off to escalate things with Candice Crawford. As you likely know, Candice Crawford is the younger sister of Gossip Girl's Chace Crawford (not that we watch that show). The couple dated in 2009 and appears not to have really ever split. Perhaps Romo chose to focus on getting the 'Boys deeper into the playoffs, but an "insider" says that the quarterback and Missouri's 2008 Miss USA representative (that's Crawford) may be an eyelash away from betrothal.

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Nick Lachey And Vanessa Minnillo Back Together

Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo reunited for a night of hot, forbidden ex passion in Los Angeles over the weekend, almost three months after they went their separate ways in June. The two were spotted at Dime bar, according to Radar Online, and per a spy, rekindled their romance with some public snogging.

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Celebrity Love

6 Celeb Rebounds We'll Pass On

The Jude Law pregnancy zinger topped off one heck of a week in Celebrity Love drama. The highlights are here, and the letdowns are low. Even if these stars came knocking with an extra ticket to St. Tropez or spots for us on their reality shows, we'd probably be busy washing our hair. Jude Law Honestly Jude? Thanks to him there's a 24-year-old aspiring model named Samantha Burke from Pensacola who's registered at Babies "R" Us all by herself. The worst part is not even what we heard about him refusing to use protection: it's the fact that this week, he broke the news to his three kids in what was reportedly an emotional reunion.

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Stunned Jessica Learns Of Romo's Emotional Affair

Breakups are gifts that keep on giving, especially so in the Simpson/Romo saga. No, it was not enough for him to break up with her on the eve of her 29th birthday. No, it was not enough for him to hang a sign outside his gated community publicly announcing that any access was to be denied. Now we learn courtesy of Us Magazine that the NFL hottie had been having an emotional affair with a skinnier, younger version of the pop star. Her name? Natalie Smith, daughter of the associate athletic director at Romo's alma mater, Eastern Illinois University.

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Red Alert! Tony Romo Bans Jessica Simpson

Adding insult to an already insulting breakup, Tony Romo is going to snarky extremes to show ex Jessica Simpson that she's no longer welcome in his life. Three weeks after the Dallas Cowboys quarterback famously dumped Simpson the day before her 29th birthday—causing her to cancel her Barbie-themed birthday party—this sign appeared at the entrance of Romo's gated community: