Finally, SextingJoslynJames.com is open for business. And what do we learn about Tiger Woods? Well that he is an angry, dirty, needy control freak with intimacy problems and a tendency to blame others for his personal failings.
Two weeks ago, the former porn star who is also a human being (thank you Gloria Allred) acquired the domain name www.sextingjoslynjames.com. This being the same tearful mistress that demanded an apology from Tiger Woods last month after his press statement. Guess she's still waiting to hear from him.
In the April issue of Men's Health, Gerard Butler says he's "not a big relationship guy" (duh) and that fame has adversely affected his sex life. The star says, "I think I get laid less now than I used to, because I'm way more paranoid now—look at f***ing Tiger Woods! I mean, I'm nowhere near as naughty as I used to be..."
Tiger Woods and Elin Nordegen have spent their first night together since she did not, I repeat DID NOT come after him with a golf club last Thanksgiving.
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While they may not have been able to control the actual man himself, the Tiger Woods camp has been known for fiercely protecting The Brand Tiger Woods and all the images and slogans that come with it. It comes as no surprise then that quick legal action was taken when they heard about PETA's plans to plaster his face on billboards along with the slogan, "Too much sex can be a bad thing."
Howard Stern has organized a beauty pageant for Tiger's ex-lovers. The winner of the March 10 event will receive a $100,000 prize. At least four mistresses will participate (Rachel Uchitel not among them), and rumor has it that Stern has crassly asked Elin Nordegren to act as a judge.
Vonn Mania has only grown since her controversial Sports Illustrated photo spread. Amid the subsequent media frenzy, Team USA's Julia Mancuso (herself a lingerie model) complained that she was tired of "the popularity contest." Now, Lindsey's most recent controversy involves jokes that she made about Tiger Woods' apology.
Although Elin Nordegren did not attend Tiger Woods' public apology on Friday, she seems to be sticking by him at a time when many women would be preparing for a very messy divorce. According to Usmagazine.com, Elin enjoyed a Saturday afternoon game of tennis with Tiger before she, daughter Sam, 2, and son Charlie, 1, boarded a plane out of Florida bound for who-knows-where.
Absolutely amazing: "At the New York Stock Exchange, the market slowed at 11 a.m. as traders watched Woods' remarks. Volume leveled off, then picked up momentum once he fell silent [AP]."
Immediately following Tiger Woods' teary, hug-filled mea culpa was "the other woman" response. Moderated by celebrity attorney Gloria Allred, Tiger was chastized for not directly addressing her client, Veronica Siwik-Daniels, in his public address. After all, she said, "this former porn star is also a human being."
