Now that Kate Hudson has split up with Alex Rodriguez, we can't help but wonder which famous fellow she'll set her sights on next. A few modest suggestions.
Is Elin Nordegren A Hero?: Yes, Elin Nordegren is a hero. She has kept it classy, yet tough. No, she is a victim.
Over the last ten years, we've watched our favorite celebs hook up, break up, break down, flip out, and start over. With all of its love triangles, legal battles, family dramas, and political scandals, the "Naughties" certainly earned its wicked name!
Living together in a really tiny apartment. How to be a bad boyfriend. Chaps who go to all-boys schools become bad boyfriends, usually. What the contents of her purse mean. Learning love from the Jersey Shore. Surprising stats about sex and fidelity. Joy Behar says Rachel Utichel is a hooker (more or less). Maybe monogamy is the unusual thing, hmmm? Delving into the meaning of mixed tapes. Alienation of affection. Loving her feet and disclosing a foot fetish. When you discover someone who is almost, nearly "the one." And why didn't he call you back?
I'm stuck at home with sick kids for the day, so you're all stuck with me. Now that Tiger Woods has thoroughly blown his ability to earn money advertising anything women buy, what's in his future? How can he keep earning the money he needs to pay off all those floozies and still keep his wife at his side? Viagra ads - So she won't know how busy you were the night before. Condoms - If you haven't got one, Happy Father's Day from Tiger Woods. Divorce lawyers - Need to renegotiate your pre-nup in a rush? Call 1-800-DIVORCE. Voice disguising software app - For leaving messages that can't be sold to the press. Escort services - When you need someone discreet. Remote control e-mail and text message erasing software app - For erasing embarrassing text messages and e-mails. Blonde blow-up dolls - Because they can't talk. Anyone have some more tasteless ideas for Tiger's future?
As this alleged Tiger Woods affair has played out, surely you, like me, have heard numerous friends or significant others say something to the effect of, "How could he have cheated on his wife? She's so gorgeous!" Yes, Elin Nordegren is a freaking blonde-haired Swedish former model and her turd husband allegedly still cheated on her. What I want to know is why we insist a woman's beauty—which is highly subjective!—is some kind of barometer—which is highly shallow!—of whether or not her hubby will cheat.
The Tiger Woods saga has not only revealed another admired, seemingly squeaky clean celebrity to be a prolific philanderer, but has turned the spotlight on that notorious subculture of female fans: the groupie. From Edward Cullen to The Beatles to the favors-wielding damsels of medieval times, it appears groupies have existed as long as big, powerful men have.
I've learned a few things about love in my time here on Earth, and one of them is that relationships built on sex usually don't last. First, no matter how cool she is, no matter how good-looking she is and no matter how much you dig her, there is someone out there who is sick of her. Second, there is a very good chance that when a guy begins drifting away from a lady, he's just sick of boning her.
Porn stars, Perkins' waitresses, and reality television stars... Tiger, Oh My! If his marriage wasn't a publicity-driven scam before, as one of his un-named mistresses has claimed, he certainly has made it into one now. The current list stands at nine, but according to SEVERAL sources familiar with Woods' behavior in and around Las Vegas, the number of women could very well swell past a dozen by week's end," says MSNBC's The Scoop. Below is a complete list to date of Tiger Woods' Mistresses.
Tiger Woods, George Clooney and Matt Damen all love cocktail waitresses...but why?