And other things he said at the 2010 Masters golf tournament press conference.
Media outlets can only show the public three minutes per hour of the Tiger Woods press conference that went down earlier this afternoon in Augusta, Georgia, per an agreement with Masters officials. Smart move, as there was a smattering of soundbites that could be played on loop for the next few days: I meditate religiously again like I used to... When you live a life where you're lying all the time, life is not fun... And the fact I won golf tournaments I think is irrelevant. I'm just trying to put the ball in the hole. Below, all the bits that you would be hearing if it weren't for the semi-gag order:
Today, in Augusta, Georgia, the 2010 Masters Golf Tournament begins*. So does the rest of Tiger Woods post-sex scandal life. He is not without a game plan: 1) Avoid mistresses, 2) Win tournament, and 3) Renew marriage vows. It's a simple formula, but one that he and his handlers think is key to his personal and professional redemption.
Apparently, Michael Jordan peer-pressured Tiger Woods to do the things he did.
And you thought you knew it all. This month's Vanity Fair — on newsstands now — has an article entitled "The Temptations of Tiger Woods," in which four more of his mistresses come forward with their story.
Sandra has decided to end her marriage to serial cheater Jesse James.
We recently reported that Sandra Bullock had been hiding out in her pre-marital Hollywood Hills home, remaining out of the public eye while deciding what to do since Jesse James turned the couple's marriage into a four-ho circus. Sandy left her home on Monday for parts unknown and she's finally made up her mind—she's getting a divorce. Please join us in giving Sandra a virtual high-five.
Is Vanessa Marcil going gay with Biggest Loser trainer Jillian Michaels?
The rumor currently scalding its way around the Internets that doesn't involve golf or Nazis is that Jillian Michaels, the mean screamy trainer lady from The Biggest Loser, and former Las Vegas actress Vanessa Marcil are having a sexy lesbian tryst.
It's looking less and less likely that Sandra Bullock will reconcile with her cheating husband.
Just two months ago, Sandra Bullock dispensed some prophetic advice to Elin Woods while walking the red carpet at the People’s Choice Awards: “If I were Elin … man, I would have hit a lot more than she did … I would have kept hitting!” Little did she know that her own husband, Jesse James, would soon involve her in a similar cheating scandal.
Tiger Woods and LeAnn Rimes dated briefly before both of them were married, but that they stopped seeing each other because LeAnn's dad freaked out at the seven-year age difference.
And another porn star makes 15 mistresses for Tiger.
Adult film actress Devon James stepped forward yesterday as another of Tiger Woods' secret lovers, bringing his porn star count up to three and his total mistress count to 15. This latest news comes shortly after another porn actress, Joslyn James (er, no relation), published Tiger's racy texts on her website, which caused Tiger's long suffering wife, Elin Nordegren, to storm out of the couple's home.
Tiger Woods has "done some pretty bad things" in his life, but is ready to make amends.
In a 5-minute interview with ESPN last night, Tiger Woods talked about how he is setting out to reconcile his past behavior with his views on marriage. The answer? "That's living a life of amends and that's just working at it each and every day," he said. Some days will be harder than others, no doubt — especially if they involve former mistresses publishing strings of sexually explicit text messages, as former porn star Joslyn James did last week.
