Adult film actress Devon James stepped forward yesterday as another of Tiger Woods' secret lovers, bringing his porn star count up to three and his total mistress count to 15. This latest news comes shortly after another porn actress, Joslyn James (er, no relation), published Tiger's racy texts on her website, which caused Tiger's long suffering wife, Elin Nordegren, to storm out of the couple's home.
In a 5-minute interview with ESPN last night, Tiger Woods talked about how he is setting out to reconcile his past behavior with his views on marriage. The answer? "That's living a life of amends and that's just working at it each and every day," he said. Some days will be harder than others, no doubt — especially if they involve former mistresses publishing strings of sexually explicit text messages, as former porn star Joslyn James did last week.
Finally, SextingJoslynJames.com is open for business. And what do we learn about Tiger Woods? Well that he is an angry, dirty, needy control freak with intimacy problems and a tendency to blame others for his personal failings.
Two weeks ago, the former porn star who is also a human being (thank you Gloria Allred) acquired the domain name www.sextingjoslynjames.com. This being the same tearful mistress that demanded an apology from Tiger Woods last month after his press statement. Guess she's still waiting to hear from him.
In the April issue of Men's Health, Gerard Butler says he's "not a big relationship guy" (duh) and that fame has adversely affected his sex life. The star says, "I think I get laid less now than I used to, because I'm way more paranoid now—look at f***ing Tiger Woods! I mean, I'm nowhere near as naughty as I used to be..."
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While they may not have been able to control the actual man himself, the Tiger Woods camp has been known for fiercely protecting The Brand Tiger Woods and all the images and slogans that come with it. It comes as no surprise then that quick legal action was taken when they heard about PETA's plans to plaster his face on billboards along with the slogan, "Too much sex can be a bad thing."
Howard Stern has organized a beauty pageant for Tiger's ex-lovers. The winner of the March 10 event will receive a $100,000 prize. At least four mistresses will participate (Rachel Uchitel not among them), and rumor has it that Stern has crassly asked Elin Nordegren to act as a judge.
Vonn Mania has only grown since her controversial Sports Illustrated photo spread. Amid the subsequent media frenzy, Team USA's Julia Mancuso (herself a lingerie model) complained that she was tired of "the popularity contest." Now, Lindsey's most recent controversy involves jokes that she made about Tiger Woods' apology.
Although Elin Nordegren did not attend Tiger Woods' public apology on Friday, she seems to be sticking by him at a time when many women would be preparing for a very messy divorce. According to Usmagazine.com, Elin enjoyed a Saturday afternoon game of tennis with Tiger before she, daughter Sam, 2, and son Charlie, 1, boarded a plane out of Florida bound for who-knows-where.
Immediately following Tiger Woods' teary, hug-filled mea culpa was "the other woman" response. Moderated by celebrity attorney Gloria Allred, Tiger was chastized for not directly addressing her client, Veronica Siwik-Daniels, in his public address. After all, she said, "this former porn star is also a human being."
Tiger Woods gave a press conference today in which he apologized, multiple times and in many different ways, for his "irresponsible behavior," which has been a "personal disappointment." He apologized to his family, his fans, his business associates and anyone who believed in him. "I have bitterly disappointed all of you," he said.
Don't be fooled by her absence at Tiger's press conference — Elin Nordegren is standing by her man, standing by him through corporate sponsorship! No doubt about it, Elin's fashion choice was a statement: "I support my husband." And, as they say, a picture is worth a thousand words.
Tiger Woods will finally "begin the process of making amends" for his very public philandering in a public speech at PGA Headquarters on Friday morning. Not only is the world waiting with bated breath to hear what Tiger has to say, but we're also wondering where Elin Nordegren will be during her husband's address.