"The Daily Show" comedian pops the question to long-time love and Iraq vet Kate Norley.
Lots of things can be considered emasculating for men in relationships: being forced to watch "The Notebook," attending Celine Dion concerts, or taking ballroom dance lessons ala "Dancing with the Stars." But for "The Daily Show" correspondent John Norley, his chosen form was a bit more meaningful. "It's the most emasculating thing I could possibly do to go out with someone who has actually done something valuable with their life," Oliver told People, referring to Kate Norley's time spent in Iraq as an army medic.
Finally, the PC guys has something Justin Long just can't provide: two penises.
Why settle for one penis when you can have two?
A valid thought voiced by Drew Barrymore on set of The Daily Show last night. And while she may or may not be dating Going The Distance co-star Justin Long, she will cop to saying that his PC counterpoint, John Hodgman, is quite the catch: "So smart, so funny, and brilliant." "And can I tell you this?," adds Jon, "Has two penises." "I'm so sorry, let me redo my resume for great catch. Smart, funny, two penises... bi-penile." Time to update your OKCupid profiles, gentleman. Watch it below.
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