Usually when a couple gets arrested on their wedding night, it involves alcohol, an absurd fight and people waking up in a jail cell. If the arrest takes place at the reception, it will generally involve the groom's old rugby buddies and/or the sister's idiot younger brother. If it takes place in the honeymoon suite, it usually involves someone flirting or someone too intoxicated to have sex. Read: Couple Spends Wedding Night In Jail

Well, a couple in Sevierville, Tennessee didn't get the memo regarding OK reasons to get arrested on their wedding night. They got pinched for larceny … Read More

No one ever said marriage (or even a wedding) is easy. It takes lots of hard work and, per Patty Smyth, "sometimes love just ain't enough.” So, you're here and you may as well give it your best shot but when it's over the best thing to do is be realistic and cut your losses.

Sometimes, a marriage lasts less than one day before everyone realizes that it's just not working. Per our buddies over at Lemondrop, that very thing happened to a Polish couple living in Germany (please imagine that I made a Polack joke so we can … Read More

How about this? Fox News reports that Mark Consuelos is going to marry Howard Stern. Ha ha, English language, "to marry" can mean both to engage in a marriage with a person or preside over such a ceremony. Goodness gracious, ha. Where were we? Oh, the buzz on the beach (The Hamptons, that is) is that the King Of Satellite Radio is going to marry longtime girlf Beth Ostrosky in October. And the actor Mark Consuelos (husband of baby factory Kelly Ripa) may conduct the ceremony thus 'marrying' Howard Stern. Fun.

While the couple has been … Read More

According the ladies over at The Frisky, Kate Moss is the new face of Agent Provacateur's bridal collection. The collection is evidently designed to be sexy and classy for the wedding night/ honeymoon. And when the honeymoon is over, those lacy underalls go right into the bottom of the unmentionables drawer.

It's unclear if Kate Moss has signed on to actually wear these knickers and teddies for her actual wedding night. And if so, what does this say for the level of celebrity product integration? We're always being told about which dress, tux, and shoes celebrities have … Read More

I've heard of wedding parties getting arrested, but this story out of Pittsburgh takes the cake. Once the reception ended, newlyweds Dr. and Mrs. Wielechowski checked in to The Holiday Inn and proceeded to beat the living daylights out of each other. When two guests tried to break up the argument the newlyweds joined forces to attack them causing about $1000 worth of damage to the hotel in the process. The good samaritans were rewarded with cuts, bruises, a tooth knocked out and a possibly broken thumb. (Score! The groom's job as a … Read More