Ah, yes. The hymen. That tiny little membrane that supposedly covers our lady parts. Let's clear a few things up, shall we? You might have grown up believing that whole urban legend about the hymen "ripping" or "breaking" during first intercourse, and as a result, there was going to be some major pain involved. Turns out that just isn't the case, folks.
Most women have it pretty easy on their wedding day. The months of planning, dieting, haggling, bargaining with God and breath-holding (sorta) move into the rearview mirror if everyone does their damned job and manages to stow their petty bullsh. Occasionally, a woman will pitch an extra level of difficulty into the miasma of wedding day mayhem. One woman starts her honeymoon by having a baby, and another kicks things off from a jailhouse.
Usually when a couple gets arrested on their wedding night, it involves alcohol, an absurd fight and people waking up in a jail cell. If the arrest takes place at the reception, it will generally involve the groom's old rugby buddies and/or the sister's idiot younger brother. But a Sevierville, TN couple decided, instead, to rob the chapel in which they were made man and wife.
There seems to be a new trend toward advising couples to take a break from having sex one week to one month before their wedding. This seems like a horrible idea, it creates way too much pressure to have great sex on your wedding night.
A Polish couple in Germany could not make it through that crucial first night (not even primae noctis) of marriage before splitting up. On their wedding night, a fight during the reception (involving a knife and an attempted forced haircut) made the couple realize that an annulment was probably a good idea. A divorce and a wedding on the same night is some strange love.
Did you know that Howard Stern, the something of all something, is getting married? Sho 'nuff. He's actually got Kelly Ripa's husband to do the ceremony. Everything is coming together nicely for Beth Ostrosky as the couple have a pre-wedding civil event going on this weekend. Hellooooo easy street.
Kate Moss is the celebrity model of the bridal line of Agent Provacateur's underwear. Supposedly, she'll be wearing these drawers when she gets hitched to Jamie Hince. Where do we draw the line on what celebs endorse?
Once the reception ended, newlyweds Dr. and Mrs. Wielechowski checked in to The Holiday Inn and proceeded to beat the living daylights out of each other. When two guests tried to break up the argument the newlyweds joined forces to attack them causing about $1000 worth of damage to the hotel in the process. The good samaritans were rewarded with cuts, bruises, a tooth knocked out and a possibly broken thumb. (Score! The groom's job as a dentist should come in handy settling this lawsuit.)
