A piece of advice, ladies: remember where you put your vibrators. According to Yahoo! News, a German woman called the police to her home because there was an unknown buzzing emanating from somewhere within her home. You know what happens next: the police arrive, possibly in Blitzkrieg fashion, search her home and find the source of the disturbance: her light saber. Ja, Johan Law found her vibrator. The woman, mortified despite the German penchant for kinkiness, bid the police "auf wiedersehen" after insisting that she had no idea what the device was or how it got there, but … Read More

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Thank you, Father Time! 10 former child stars who grew up to be hot. [Nerve]

Who doesn't love hugs, especially when they come from your crush? Here's how to decode a hug for his true feelings about you. [TresSugar]

Brighten up your guy's day with one of Asylum's tried-and-tested ways to compliment a man. [Asylum]

Here's a little silver lining for you: 12 good things that come out of a bad date. [Glamour]

OKCupid compiled a ton of data to figure out what works and what doesn't in an online dating … Read More

One of my all-time favorite comedians is a fellow named Michael Ian Black. You may know him from the hilariously strange MTV hit The State. His preferred medium of delivering the funny is now Twitter (twitter.com/michaelianblack). Recently, he asked, "How come we can put a man on the moon but can't invent a realistic d***-sucking machine?" Well, Michael Ian Black, your dreams may have been fulfilled. Read: Scientist Predicts Sex And Marriage To Robots

Per the blokes and birds at the Huff-Po, a machine now exists solely for male pleasure, and it's surprisingly affordable. It's called the … Read More

Some might say a lacy teddy or a feather tickler is more of a gift for him than for me—selfish, even. But I love sexy holiday gifts. Not only am I a little greedy when it comes to my lingerie drawer, but I love the reminder that my guy thinks I'm a sex goddess! The Frisky: Nothing Says "I Love You" Like A Million-Dollar, Platinum and Diamond Vibrator

That said, I get why some guys are afraid to shop for lingerie. The best sexy-gift shopping occurs through interpreting another person's fantasies; the gift should really reflect the way the woman sees herself in … Read More

You finally worked up the nerve to buy a vibrator.

Now comes the big hurdle: introducing your fella to the new battery-operated man in your life. Yes that's right—just because you have the real thing at home doesn't mean the two of you can't shake up your sex life with a toy. We asked Claire Cavanah, co-founder of sex shop Babeland, for tips on working a vibrator into your twosome. "Adding a little stimulation during intercourse can bring each of you to new heights." Lemondrop: How To Buy Your First Toy

Popping the Question
Of course, you may have reservations about asking … Read More

Dan and Jennifer consistently make some of our favorite videos about sex-related health. In this installment, they take us through the process of what to look for when purchasing your first vibrator.

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What constitutes sex and what doesn't? Fifteen years after Lewinskygate you'd think we'd all have it figured out, but it seems we don't. Teenagers who haven't had intercourse are having oral sex and calling themselves virgins. Heterosexual couples who are in the early throes of a relationship say they still haven't gone all the way even if they've heavily petted. And average Americans are still writing letters like this one to Savage Love:

My wife and I were recently regaling each other with anecdotes from our past, and she easily had the most interesting story: It seems that when … Read More

Love Bytes: Five must click sex, dating and relationship links.

I store my secret and satisfying lover in the hidden compartment of an ottoman in my bathroom. Towels are piled high over it, and inside I store all my overflow of beauty and hair products. Deep within that pile is a compartment I stash my "toys." For the past month, I've been finding my vibrator with the batteries dead and always left in the "on" position. I like to conserve energy, so I know I NEVER would have wasted a AA battery in a recession with an amateur move like that. I didn't have the guts to confront my husband, … Read More

Love Bytes:  Six must-click  sex, love and relationship links.