Vagina's have lips, sometimes they have teeth. They can burp, too, and every once in a while they need a mint.

A vagina mint! Say it aloud three times... it just kind of rolls off your tongue, doesn't it? But why would you ever want one?

For good morning kisses on your mouth down south, and other times when you're feeling less than fresh? For improving your man's clarity, focus and stamina? And, perhaps, just for giggles?

According to lovetolinger.com's research, 72 percent of women will admit they are somewhat self-conscious about either their scent or flavor. Ninety-five percent of … Read More

The other night as I sat down to enjoy a tasty pizza dinner, I flipped on the television just in time to see a close-up shot of a woman's labia being "trimmed" by a surgeon.

"Look!" I shrieked at my fiancé, as I involuntarily crossed my legs. "Look what they're showing! How can they show that on regular TV?!?" David glanced up from his pepperoni, barely raising an eyebrow.

"It's educational," He shrugged.

Yes, you could say that the Broadcasting Commission in Ireland is a bit more relaxed than our ol' FCC. Since I moved to Dublin last … Read More

Alan Wieder became obsessed with his penis in 2005. Convinced that it was the smallest in the world, he spent the entire year poring over penis-size statistics, measuring his manhood (up to 20 times a day), and yes, even trying to increase his size through questionable contraptions.Size, Apparently, Matters More To Guys

Four years later, after going through lots of therapy and penning a memoir about his neurotic obsession entitled Year of the c**k, Wieder is finally at peace with his size. In fact, he's even able to joke about it. He recently published a list of the "13 … Read More

That's right. Famed Ruske Tatiana Kozhevnikova—able to vaginally lift 31 pounds with a single, er... squeeze—is now offering "organizers of trainings" for both professional and amateur women everywhere eager to better manage their intimate muscles. 

In just two to three hours a day over a three- to five-day period, Ms. Kozhevnikova's copyrighted program teaches not only how to "manage every section of your vagina seperately," but also how to be "out-going and easy to communicate with."

Question: How do men treat sex with such a woman? Answer: Once a man confessed to me that he was intimate with a woman … Read More

The Venus Butterfly. It made its debut on TV legal drama LA Law, when— during the 1986 Thanksgiving episode—script writers Steven Bochco and Terry Louise Fisher referred to a mysterious sex technique that guarantees a woman endless, repeated climaxes. The day after Thanksgiving the media was buzzing with talk of the trick, and every loving couple across the nation was wondering how to do it. But hey, it's just an urban myth, right?

Maybe... maybe not. Ever since that fateful day, sexologists, therapists and writers have made attempted to define this holy grail of sex acts. So does it exist? … Read More

Just when we were beginning to feel as if we've got it going on in terms of sexual prowess, a few uber-talented upstarts swoop in to make us look like amateurs. Around The World: No Business Like Ho Business

Typical.

Take Tatiata Kozhevnikova for instance. Tatiata is a Russian overachiever who has the world's strongest vagina. Yes, you read that correctly. Her vagina is strong—like, in a Mr. Universe kind of a way. Unfortunately, we don't think it's bulging with muscles (but haven't seen any pictures...). She's exercised her nether regions the way we do our abs for … Read More

Back in April, I shared my story of having vaginal reconstruction. Of course, a surgery of this nature requires sex to be put on hold for quite awhile, but I promised readers that I would write again when my spouse and I finally gave the new runway a test flight. After eight weeks post-op, I was able to finally come home with the news, "It's cherry poppin' season, honey!" and we made our first attempt. The key word here is "attempt." Let me explain. Read Part One: I Had Vaginal Rejuvenation Surgery

I spent many weeks during my … Read More

I just recently picked up a new vagina. It's brand new, shiny, and never been tested by man. You think I'm kidding, but its true: One week ago today, along with other repair surgeries, I had a vaginal reconstruction. I'm 37, but in more ways than one I feel like a new woman, a virtual born-again virgin.

First, I will establish for you that I did not do this "vaginal rejuvenation" as a cosmetic option. I'm not a celebrity millionaire and if I had money to fix an area, there are many other baggy organs urgently pushing themselves … Read More

Love Bytes: three must click  love, sex and relationship links.

What girls and guys want from each other in relationships, as told by Google. [CollegeHumor]

How responsible should your boyfriend be if you get pregnant? [The Frisky]

It takes two to get pregnant, but a woman has control over her body and holds all the decision making power as to whether she continues that pregnancy. If a guy isn’t ready to be a dad, should he have to bear the emotional and financial responsibility of one?

Can your vagina be allergic to your boyfriend? [Lemondrop]

If there's one thing I've learned writing these columns, it's that you ladies have penis on the brain. Which is why I'm going to admit that my penis is so huge, so gargantuan, that when I get excited, I barely have enough skin with which to whistle. Seriously. It's like three grapefruits in a gym sock. Trash bags are my preferred prophylactic. I ain't bragging or nothin'.

Does size really matter? How do you know your vagina isn't all floppy? I knew a dude once who described sleeping with a woman as "driving a hatchback through the Lincoln Tunnel." … Read More