With less than two weeks until the premier of New Moon, and with a newly single Robert Pattinson plastered everywhere lately, fans of this un-dead hottie are going a bit overboard—and we're not talking just tweens!

Example A: Introducing the Pattinson Panties, or Edward Undies (whatever you prefer).

You undoubtedly have heard of the Pattinson Pants, well... I give you straight from my devious little mind your very own Robward panties. Complete with extra lining in the special places for those times when the fan fiction gets steamy and the lady bits start to react. Oh and I also added the … Read More

Euphoric Yankees fans are attributing Alex Rodriguez's strong performance in the postseason to his apparent happiness with girlfriend Kate Hudson. A-Rod, making his first World Series appearance in his sixteenth season in the major leagues, is batting .348 with 12 runs in the postseason and the Yankees are up three games to one on the Phillies. In years past Alex has notoriously under-performed in division and league championship series, but now observers are saying his clutch hitting is all due to Kate.

"There were so many distractions in Alex Rodriguez's life before this year, but he's got a good … Read More

The fairy-tale romance of Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson is over before it had a chance to produce a master race of sparkly, dead-eyed Chuck Taylor–wearing babies, OK! is reporting. It seems now that filming on Eclipse has ended, Rob and Kristen are going their separate ways, and Wobby-Wob is left broken-hearted.

Rob made only a brief appearance at the wrap party for the film, which Kristen skipped altogether, and sources tell the fanciful magazine that he's totally jealous of her scenes with hulked-out Taylor Lautner. "She couldn't stop noticing his bod," the source, reporting directly … Read More

These days, it seems, everyone wants to bed a vampire. Forget Bram Stoker's Count Dracula, a hideous foreigner intent on taking the life and the virtue of nineteenth-century English ladies. Today's vampires, like True Blood's Bill Compton and Twilight's Edward Cullen, are portrayed as crush-worthy hunks. Their combination of unearthly beauty, perfect chivalry and dangerous nature make them irresistible to women.

Bill, Edward and co. are the stuff of fiction, but there is, in fact, a community of people who identify as vampires and existed long before the current pop culture craze. So what's it like to date a … Read More

Robert Pattinson's mom is just a little bit gullible when it comes to tabloid reports about her suddenly famous son. "My mom says, 'I can't believe you did this,' and I'm like, 'I didn't do it.' She's like, 'yes you did, I know you did,'" he told reporters. If that's true, Mama Pattinson must be super-excited about her son's upcoming wedding to Kristen Stewart, and a little grossed out by OK!'s hilariously delusional coverage of their Vancouver love nest.

Rob avers that his credible mum only focuses on the times he mentions bad behavior and … Read More

Pity poor Robert Pattinson. He's stalked by screaming teenage girls wherever he goes, suffers an incurable allergy to shampoo, and despite his popularity with the Trapper-Keeper set and their emotionally immature mothers, can't get a date. Yeah. We believe that.

Rob, just kicking off the worldwide publicity push for next month's New Moon, tells the Sydney Morning Herald that despite playing emo vampire Edward Cullen, he's still not quite sure why his mere presence invites such hysteria. "Yesterday, I was having lunch down the road," he says. "We were in this place for a couple of hours and suddenly … Read More

We haven't attended a whole lot of famous people's weddings, but we imagine they are fantastic affairs with peacocks wandering around and ice sculptures of the happy couple and passed hors d'oeuvres that are never too small or too messy. And of course, given that the famous people are often trained performers, we expect a lot out of their reception dancing. Surely they can do better than that couple from Minnesota! But not every famous couple can be Khlodom, slow-dancing their way into a lifetime of bliss to the dulcet strains of Lionel Richie and Diana Ross … Read More

Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart may be an item in our minds—and in August Rob did reportedly confirm their romance—but it's now being said that the December issue of Harper's Bazaar will make the Robsten thing official. Robert Pattinson Confirms Romance With Kristen

On August 20, Robert and Kristen did a "tell-all interview" and photo shoot for the fashion and lifestyle magazine, according to the L.A. Times via InTouch. A Harper's employee was quoted saying, "Rob and Kristen were relatively open about their relationship." The December issue of Bazaar releases in November, … Read More

Gorgeous (500) Days of Summer star and indie musician Zooey Deschanel, 29, married Death Cab for Cutie frontman Ben Gibbard in a private ceremony outside Seattle on Saturday night.

The couple dated for almost a year before Ben popped the question to Zooey last December, just after the holidays. Since then she's sported a Neil Lane engagement ring (three carats and platinum - wow!).

Zooey's wedding gown was form-fitting, and sources say she worked out religiously to slim down for it. She took classes Pure Barre and Bar Method ballet classes in Los Angeles to tone up long … Read More

Celebitchy's reporting that Michael Angarano still has hopes that Kristen Stewart will come back to him. Celebrity Love: 5 Kristen Stewart Traits That Robert And Men Love

Since last spring Kristen and Michael were an enigma, with her refusing to confirm whether they'd split or not. All summer she was linked to Robert Pattinson and Robert Pattinson only, and in August Robert confirmed their romance. Clearly they are together, especially when we see how they've been carrying on during the filming of Eclipse. Celebrity Love: Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart … Read More