So who had August 2010 in the Tila Tequila Does Porn pool? Please stand up and collect your soiled fistful of singles. Yes, the raggedy princess of MySpace, who's kept a relatively low profile since the sad passing of her "wifey" Casey Johnson last winter, has now announced that her next career move will be hardcore smut.
Having a crush on these celebrities, while understandable to some extent, is not acceptable.
Star reports this week that part of the reason Tim Robbins and Susan Sarandon split after more than 20 years together is his on-and-off affair with Meg Ryan.
After learning the news that Tila Tequila is pregnant (maybe), many questions may have crossed your minds. Chief among them—What could be worse than having Tila Tequila for a mother? Well, how about also having human oil slick, Joe Francis, for a father? It seems plausible. Rumor has it that Tila's engagement to now-deceased Casey Johnson was all a PR stunt concocted by Joe to promote his latest project: Tila's new website.
No, we're not recycling old news. Tila Tequila is once again claiming that there is a little Tequila shot on the way—a claim she's falsely made at least twice before...Tila confirmed (in third person, no less) last night on her blog that she is really, really, truly pregnant this time. No kidding.
The Tila Tequila/Casey Johnson saga drags on, mostly in the form of Tila's mournful tweets, but the tabloids are also, understandably, egging her on. The latest dish? Tila Tequila claims to want custody of Casey's 3-year-old, adopted daughter, Ava. In an interview with Extra, Tila explains that "wifey" Casey Johnson had intended for her and Tila to share custody of Ava. "Her last wish was to have Ava, have me have Ava," she said. She continued, in a way that makes us question her sanity and actual ability to raise a child, saying, "She's not resting in peace right now. She has come to me in my dreams." (Spooky!)
It is a truth universally acknowledged that Tila Tequila is gross. But until now we haven't had the technology to quantify her grossness.
Here are six suggested relationship and life resolutions for our favorite stars so they can have their best 2010.
It's only been three days since Johnson & Johnson heiress and Tila Tequila fiancee Casey Johnson's body was found in her home, and she was pronounced dead. In that time, the Internet has exploded with details of the formerly-not-so-well-known heiress's life, the world has speculated over the cause of her death (foul play? diabetes?) and Tila Tequila has gone (just a little more) nuts.
When Casey Johnson died at the age of 30 earlier this week, she left behind a list of ex-lovers dotted with fame, scandal, and not a little crazy.
"I can't stop these haunting visions of her and I. We made such a lovely couple, only beginning to spend the rest of our lives together..." reads the latest OfficialTila (Tequila) tweet.
