Someone please cover the eyes, ears and mouths of America's 'tweens, for you are about to be deluged with an evil that should be neither seen, heard or spoke. Per Star Magazine (always terribly reliable), young (and really funny) Zac Efron has been told by "those who know things" that his best shot of transitioning from teen-playing star to regular old superstar is to call it quits with Vanessa Hudgens.

The thud followed by the intense odor of teen hormones was ever High School Musical fan punching their computer screen and then realizing that Zac Efron (and … Read More

In case you missed it this weekend, sometimes members of the media (and the blogerati) take things a little too literally. This time around, old Pink was (evidently mis)quoted as saying something like*, "it's cool, I swing both ways, homes."

PopEater, wisely takes the entire matter with a modicum of incredulity as the original source is the News Of The World. Unfortunately, sometimes tabloids get it right (the same way that a broken clock gets it right twice a day) and the blogs feel they can't just totally ignore them (big thanks to the National Enquirer on the … Read More

According to everyone who knows anything about anything, Beyoncé Knowles will not be selling her wedding photos. The Boston Globe says that she finds offers to sell the images "ridiculous." We would have been happier if the offers were "redonkeykong," "outrayjayeous" or even "ludacris."

Though Bey refuses to divulge an amount or which tabloids were offering, she did say the money was crazy. And she would rather not deal with crazy unless it's crazy in love. Even without details, we're sort of relieved that some offer was made. Don't get us wrong, we want nothing to do with … Read More

OK! is reporting that the Tony Romo-Jessica Simpson Express has derailed for good. This may be completely off-base, but we cannot stop thinking of Jessica Simpson playing Jessie Spano in the "I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I'm so… scared," episode of Saved By The Bell. She needs help, man.

According to various and unreliable sources, they broke up because Jessica was putting on pressure to get married, feeling a little inadequate to her little sister (this has Taming Of The Shrew written all over it). Or they broke up because her dad (Joe Simpson) … Read More

OK. This is getting pretty irritating. The dude(s) at The Superficial is reporting that Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz are ambling their sweet asses to the altar as early as next week. Good effort. This is still in rumor mode, as is the rumor that Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo got engaged and planned on marrying before Ashlee. But that's going to be a little tough now. The Superficial regards the whole affair as a shotgun wedding sitch, but we have a much uglier term for it: sibling rivalry.

These things have a tendency to spiral out … Read More

Stop the presses. Hold the phone. Don't touch that dial. No clicking. Everybody just cool out, cool out! According to ShowBizSpy, Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo are engaged to be married (yes, to each other). Unfortunately, the only other site reporting this 'news' is the sometimes inaccurate site, FemaleFirst. And they 'scooped' the story from the print edition of Star.

The 'sources' claim that Jessica is jealous that Ashlee Simpson (and Pete Wentz) would be married and she would be unwed. So, it's a race to the aisle for this sibling rivalry, the tabs … Read More