Back in April, I shared my story of having vaginal reconstruction. Of course, a surgery of this nature requires sex to be put on hold for quite awhile, but I promised readers that I would write again when my spouse and I finally gave the new runway a test flight. After eight weeks post-op, I was able to finally come home with the news, "It's cherry poppin' season, honey!" and we made our first attempt. The key word here is "attempt." Let me explain. Read Part One: I Had Vaginal Rejuvenation Surgery

I spent many weeks during my … Read More

I just recently picked up a new vagina. It's brand new, shiny, and never been tested by man. You think I'm kidding, but its true: One week ago today, along with other repair surgeries, I had a vaginal reconstruction. I'm 37, but in more ways than one I feel like a new woman, a virtual born-again virgin.

First, I will establish for you that I did not do this "vaginal rejuvenation" as a cosmetic option. I'm not a celebrity millionaire and if I had money to fix an area, there are many other baggy organs urgently pushing themselves … Read More

Weeks before I turned 19, I checked into Massachusetts General Hospital terrified that nothing could fix the way I saw myself. Two days after undergoing surgery, I stood topless in my parents' bathroom watching as my mother slowly pulled squares of medical tape spotted with puss and dried blood from my chest. I waited in Percocet-induced suspense for my flat-chested doppelganger to miraculously appear in the full-length mirror. When they were finally uncovered I hardly recognized the small puffy breasts that fit perfectly inside the palms of my hands. There were lines of stitches in rows around my nipples and … Read More

We could feel the collective winces of men everywhere when Mark "McSteamy" Sloan fractured his penis during an impromptu quickie on Grey's Anatomy.

Unlike the more manageable sex-related injuries (sore muscles, back scratches, a random bruise here or there) actually having the ability to cause a penile fracture washed over us in waves of curiosity, fear, and empathy.

Fracturing a penis? For real? Does that actually happen? It's not even a bone!

The answer is "yes." And not just "yes" but "hell yes."

''It's actually pretty common,'' says Dr. Daniel Ronel, a plastic surgeon in Santa … Read More

Damn. Ain't that some ish. A dude in southern Russia (Voronezh, bordering Ukraine) decided that he'd had enough of not pleasing his wife… in bed, as the old fortune cookie joke goes. So, God bless him, he did something about it. He decided to undergo penile enhancement surgery. We're not 100% sure what grueling experiments Grigory Toporov had to endure but suffice it to say that it sort of worked.

Then, as Behind The Music reminds us, is when tragedy struck. According to Metro, the dern prosthetic bone broke during a wild sex session with his wife. We're pretty … Read More