Sweet news future mommies and daddies, Westin hotels are on your side. According to Fox News, the Westin Resort in Aruba (I believe it's Palm Beach) is offering couples a $350 rebate if they become impregnated during their stay. The offer is good until the middle of December 2009. To qualify you just need a doctor's note estimating that the conception took place during a trip to the resort. 

Browsing Westin.com, it looks like the cheapest rooms can be had for $315 per night, but the hotel chain often refunds one night's stay if guests stick around … Read More

Since Tomfoolery has become a twice daily exercise in awesomeness, I've had to come up with a few more gimmicks. It turns out that as weird as I am, I only have a thousand or so relationship-related peculiarities and I have to pace myself on the disclosure front. That being said, I'm going to try doing things that are actually helpful rather than just entertaining to write.

First stop on the service piece* express: fun and free ideas. On a weekly basis I'll hit you with tips about fun and free stuff to do in this derelict bitch of an … Read More

Every year lexicographers add a handful of words to the old Merriam-Webster Dictionary. Among ones added in 2008 were fanboy (one who is obsessed with the minutia of comics, video games, cartoons, sci-fi and/ or fantasy) and webinar (an online, interactive learning session, any portmanteau beginning with 'web' sounds high-tech, I think it smacks of mental websturbation). But the world of love and relationships had a few good adds this year to the vernacular. Sure, nothing was as awesome as the 'wardrobe malfunction' that JT and Janet Jackson gave us back in 2004, but there are a few keepers. … Read More

Think about it: would you rather spend a Friday night at home catching up on Family Guy or having sex like a Greek goddess?

All you need is a Twister board and a stopwatch to put on your own version of original Olympic games. Or maybe channel your inner Israeli "Warrior Princess" and bring some body paints to the bedroom? If you're into role-playing, practice the French "Cing a Sept" and have your man treat you like his mistress instead of his mate.

Laura Corn, seduction expert extraordinaire and New York Times bestselling author, offers 52 orchestrated sex-narios in her new book, … Read More