According to the gossip gangster (Perez Hilton nee Mario Lavandiera), David Beckham (the second handsomest soccer player alive, c'mon Cristiano Ronaldo) and Tom Cruise (one of the highest grossing actors of our time) have had their mutual love documented.

In a book aimed to cash in on Becks Mania (a little late for that, right?), The Beckham Experiment, Grant Wahl says that Beckham was so taken by Tom Cruise that he dropped the homophonous name "Cruz" on his youngest son. In addition to having his breath taken away by Tom Cruise, the book goes on to make … Read More

Paris Hilton and boyfriend Doug Reinhardt have broken up, unsurprisingly, after six months of conjugal bliss and public humping, and she's now locked her mantis-like gaze on Portuguese footballer Cristiano Ronaldo. Paris's rep confirmed to People that she and Doug the Burrito King have gone their separate ways rather than getting married like Paris totally promised they would.

"In response to the inquiry on whether Paris Hilton has split up with Doug Reinhardt, yes, this is true they are no longer together. They remain friends and ask that you please respect their … Read More

Ronaldo (not to be confused with Ronaldinho or Cristiano Ronaldo) got caught in an Eddie Murphy-esque predicament involving 3 crossdressing prostitutes a week or so back. You may know the Brazilian soccer star from his fantastic work as AC Milan's striker before he hurt himself). At any rate, one of the prostitutes alleges that there was drug-use and sex involved. Ronaldo claims that no such sex or drug use happened and he turned the hookers in to the fuzz when they threatened him with blackmail (or possibly Brazilian-male).

So, the story goes that Ronaldo was drinking and watching futbol … Read More

Whether you watched every minute of last night’s Superbowl or spent your evening tucked away in a bookstore, as one Tango staffer did, chances are you have strong opinions for or against football madness. But more importantly: how do you feel about the players? One of our favorite, tell-all bloggers, FunkyBrownChick, today tackles a question that’s been circulating at least since high school, when sports factored into one's social status: Who’s hotter – football players or soccer players?

Choosing American "footballers" over their English counterparts means neglecting David Beckham for the likes of Patriots’ QB Tom Brady. … Read More

A sex toy firm is to pay footballers Michael Ballack and Oliver Kahn £34 000 each for using their names to sell vibrators. The stars sued German firm Beate Uhse after it sold vibrators called "Michael B" and "Olli K" without their permission. Both men are hugely popular among German women and the company decided to market the bright-red, seven-inch dildos to cash in on World Cup fever in Germany.? But Chelsea's Ballack and Kahn of Bayern Munich took legal action after they found out the vibrators were on sale in stores for around £40.??The damages, awarded in … Read More