Get the facts on what men really think about women's beauty, weight and body image.
Very few things are as confusing as the link between what we think is beautiful, our self-image and our sexuality. What each of us perceives as beautiful or sexy is as varied as what you might eat for dinner. The biggest myth about finding love is that there is some perfect set of rules that leads to success. And this is just not true. No one is perfect. Pretty people and plain people alike struggle to find love and no one is immune to fears about ending up alone.
"So I've been dating my boyfriend for 2 years now, we are in our last year of college. He's an amazing guy and we have a great relationship. A couple weeks ago, I was drunk at a party and let myself cheat on him, I can't explain why. My boyfriend is good in bed, but his package is just barley around 5 inches i think. The guy i slept with was huge, I'd say at least 8 or 9 inches, and it felt soooo amazingly good. I've never had an orgasm like that before. Now I don't know what to do. I love my boyfriend, but I'm just not always satisfied now.
A few sex pointers thanks to four years of Karen Owen's collegiate data.
Much has already been said about Duke graduate Karen Owen's senior sex "thesis," a 43-page masterpiece rating her 13 athlete conquests while attending the university. Owen rates each guy on a scale from 1-10, using genital size, overall bedroom skill, situation, personality, along with before and after bedside manners as factors. Here are five gleaned for guys.
10 lessons about life, and herself, that one woman picked up from her mom.
My mom didn’t just help prepare me for school; she prepared me for life — and in a big way. After the jump, the ten best things my mom, the teacher, taught me.
Male enhancement is now available in his underwear drawer.
Evidently, size matters and male enhancement pills don't seem to work. So the store Debenhams has created a sort of Wonderbra for men. His underwear may now conceal an unimpressive bulge with some amount of trickery. But what happens when those tricky drawers hit the floor? Disappointment is what happens.
I have a friend who lives in the BIG city and knows a BIG guy. We've always called him "el Dominicano" and not to be stereotypical but because Dominican is BIG and we have names for every guy. There was "el flaco", "el flower boy", "Egyptian a.k.a King Tut", "the ginger" and "el loco". All girls have names for the guy. I have never seen el Dominicano's face face but I have seeing how BIG he is. I almost choked on my food the moment that picture came through on my cell. I think my battery died right after.
That thing was huge and very healthy. Beautiful, glistening, ready to come out and play.
Yes, it was big enough to scare the vay jay jay. But that's why there's Motrin and alcohol. The art of deep relaxation and deep breathing.
Ladies, can you spot a small guy? Well, let's share these interesting signs shared by other ladies and see if we can code him!
Small men have BIG egos:
A small man has struggled all through out life knowing he's the minnow in the big and vast male ocean so he has mastered the art of creating an ego bigger than size and creating the illusion that even though he's a half-pint he's more valuable than gold. Their skyscraper egos are a result from excelling at the idea of "success". These man have extravagant lifestyles, over the top cars that the average man with an average size penis could probably not afford, a BIG network of friends and connections. He's that Chihuahua with a Rottweiler bark, you follow me?
Small men are masters of oral sex:
Can you guess a man's size before he takes off his pants?
OK kids, first things first. Size does not matter to every woman. Plenty of women are satisfied good and plenty and even preferably with some skillfull fingers and well-played tongues and a good battery-operated assistant. That being said, it does matter to some women and it certainly seems to matter to lots of guys who want to know if they measure up or not (as our many other articles on the topic might indicate).
But how can a woman (or man) tell if a man will measure up (before the clothes are off, that is)? Are there certain ways a person can know for sure just by looking?
We don't think there are definite 100% board-certified correct answers to these questions, but we do have some ideas of where a person may want to look, if this is a topic of importance to him or her.
Good sex is dependent on size and positive thinking—rather than foreplay, a new study reveals.
One-third of women surveyed in a new study said they are more likely to climax if the man had a longer than average "member," which we suppose makes sense. Further analysis of the results proved that penis size and duration of sexytime all played important factors. But suspiciously absent from the list? Foreplay!
Rumor has it that size matters to men, not women. At least that's what Dear Deidre would have us believe. More or less, "male-enhancement" is pointless, and it's not the size of the boat that matters, but the motion of the ocean. Good to know.
