Exercise obsession, sexless nights and jealousy may be to blame.
Madonna’s abs may be hard as a rock, but her soon-to-be ex-husband Guy Ritchie has reportedly said that she was as cuddly as a piece of gristle. The UK’s Daily Mail cited the material girl’s four-hour daily body-building routine as one reason behind the couple’s divorce. The DM’s source said Madge’s strict regime left little time for lovemaking during an 18-month dry spell. Guess it takes more than bulging biceps to keep a marriage together, since the couple’s divorce settlement is pending. So far, Ritchie is looking at an estimated $60 million worth of cash and real estate, as well as full access to his sons Rocco, 8, and David Banda, 3. The settlement includes a gagging clause that prevents him from speaking about his seven-and-a-half year marriage. The gag-order comes as no surprise. Even the couple’s 2000 wedding was kept under wraps until just last weekend, when never-seen-before photos were leaked and released by the Daily Mail. Talk about sad timing.
Rumor has it that Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz are getting married soon.
Will the rumors never end? According to people who know more than us, Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz may be getting married as early as next week. Wow. If these guys keep raising the stakes with Tony Romo and Jessica, someone could get hurt.
Has Jessica Simpson's sibling rivalry prompted a betrothal?
Well, there is bound to happen at some point. But the tabloids are reporting that Tony Romo-Jessica Simpson experience is heading to the next level. They also claim that Jessica didn't want to be unmarried when little sister Ashlee got hitched to Pete Wentz. It all smells fishy.
Bet you one bad bridesmaid dress this chick flick will hit a nerve.
It got slammed in the reviews. Then, this weekend, when I stopped by my favorite neighborhood boutique to gawk at cute dresses on my way to the theatre, even the salesgirl started in: "It was awful. You wouldn't believe the things that came out of these characters' mouths!" And yet, three friends and I were still hell-bent on seeing the new Kathering Heigl star vehicle this past Sunday.
In our humble opinions, it didn't disappoint: Between popcorn-snarfing, the movie's themes—sibling rivalry, bridesmaid spite, wedding envy—were universal enough to get an emotional rise out of each of us in turn. And kudos to the costume director because this film's minor villains (i.e., 27 heinously bad bridesmaid dresses) were so memorably cast that I'm still shuddering.
