Madonna’s abs may be hard as a rock, but her soon-to-be ex-husband Guy Ritchie has reportedly said that she was as cuddly as a piece of gristle .

The UK’s Daily Mail cited the material girl’s four-hour daily body-building routine as one reason behind the couple’s divorce. The DM’s source said Madge’s strict regime left little time for lovemaking during an 18-month dry spell. 

Guess it takes more than bulging biceps to keep a marriage together, since the couple’s divorce settlement is pending. So far, Ritchie is looking at an estimated $60 million worth of cash and real … Read More

OK. This is getting pretty irritating. The dude(s) at The Superficial is reporting that Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz are ambling their sweet asses to the altar as early as next week. Good effort. This is still in rumor mode, as is the rumor that Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo got engaged and planned on marrying before Ashlee. But that's going to be a little tough now. The Superficial regards the whole affair as a shotgun wedding sitch, but we have a much uglier term for it: sibling rivalry.

These things have a tendency to spiral out … Read More

Stop the presses. Hold the phone. Don't touch that dial. No clicking. Everybody just cool out, cool out! According to ShowBizSpy, Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo are engaged to be married (yes, to each other). Unfortunately, the only other site reporting this 'news' is the sometimes inaccurate site, FemaleFirst. And they 'scooped' the story from the print edition of Star.

The 'sources' claim that Jessica is jealous that Ashlee Simpson (and Pete Wentz) would be married and she would be unwed. So, it's a race to the aisle for this sibling rivalry, the tabs … Read More

Can a firstborn son and a firstborn daughter live happily ever after? Not according to this new book. They'd be likely to experience what's known as "rank conflict," or the urge to tear each other limb by limb in a battle for control, which they're both used to having. Decrypting what order you're born in, and who it means you're meant to love, is this tome's goal.

So I put it to a quick test: While I half-buy the concept of birth order, I'm an older sister of sisters, and according … Read More

It got slammed in the reviews. Then, this weekend, when I stopped by my favorite neighborhood boutique to gawk at cute dresses on my way to the theatre, even the salesgirl started in: "It was awful. You wouldn't believe the things that came out of these characters' mouths!" And yet, three friends and I were still hell-bent on seeing the new Kathering Heigl star vehicle this past Sunday.

In our humble opinions, it didn't disappoint: Between popcorn-snarfing, the movie's themes—sibling rivalry, bridesmaid spite, wedding envy—were universal enough to get an emotional rise out of each of us in turn. And kudos … Read More