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Visiting a BDSM dungeon makes the writer examine her privacy boundaries.
Certain words I dread ("We need to schedule two more dental appointments") while others I would kill to hear ("Ann Coulter's physician confirms sex-change operation").
And then there are statements that defy imagination, such as; "My husband gave me the greatest birthday present last night—a public flogging." I actually overheard one of my exotic dance students say these exact words last week.
Now, I'm not exactly unfamiliar with the BDSM scene. My education began a few years ago, while browsing the aisles of my favorite sex shop. A man came up to me and asked, "Are you a Dom or … Read More
Family-friendly sex shops, jealousy, Rachael Ray, and HRT for men.
The folks over at Holy Taco have a top-9 list of people that kill the mood during sex. While we agree with most of them (especially the dude that throws on the DMB as mood music), we're pretty sure that at least one of these guys only exists in the pages of The Onion.
On the subject of gags, it looks like Michigan absentee voters are in for a little surprise. According to MLive, a flyer from the Michigan Democratic Party inadvertently has a phone sex line's number on it. It's better than getting Rick … Read More
Chocolate body paint pulled from sex shop shelves in UK for melamine contamination.
If you've recently purchased British chocolate-flavored "willy spread," the English term for edible erotic body paint, beware before you lick.
The Ann Summers sex shop chain across the pond is pulling its "I Love You" body spread set from shelves. The chocolate paint included in the set was manufactured in China and has been found to be tainted with melamine. According to TIME, the chemical, when mixed with formaldehyde and cooked, becomes a plastic that was popularly used to make dishes and other household items in the 1930s. In powder form, melamine is detected as a protein, and … Read More
Evidently, the 14th Amendment was in jeopardy.
Texas is one of the last states to have a ban on sex toys. But the 5th Court Of Appeals has ruled that this is in violation of the 14th Amendment. Which is, of course, the right to an attorney. If you think about it, we’ve all probably referred to a lawyer as a dildo before so… The application of the 14th Amendment has more to do with protection of privacy, which is sort of touched on in Article 1 of that Amendment.
Oddly enough, most of the 14th Amendment has to do with punishing insurrection (which is, oddly … Read More
