With the news that Kim Kardashian has already purchased her own engagement ring, even though boyfriend Reggie Bush hasn't proposed, her sister Khloe anted up with her own football player. She stepped out for dinner Thursday night with the Tampa Bay Buccaneers' Derrick Ward, who, like Bush, is an NFL running back. Khloe and Derrick had dinner at L.A.'s Katsu-Ya, and Khloe posted snaps on her website last month of the two hanging out in the pool on a Mexican getaway for sister Kourtney's 30th birthday. Read: Can You Survive A Vacation Together?

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In all of my exposure to Sunday school (CCD, naturally) and passively hearing about the world's religions over the years, I've come to the realization that someone is keeping a karmic count of all of your good and bad deeds. And that person is Santa Claus. The bearded one's naughty and nice list has kept me on the straight and narrow (for the most part) for nigh 30 years. And I've always been curious what the bottom line of his notes look like. It just so happens that we intercepted a communiqué between Santa's home and the Elves' workshop this … Read More

Stop the presses, hold the phone and put your phasers on stun, according to Entertainmentwise, Britney Spears is dating Benji Madden (rather, going on dates with, but let's not split hairs here, aight?). Not the Madden brother that announces NFL games or the ex-con shoemake or the 1 that baby-timed it with Nicole Richie, but the 1 who was, to our knowledge, happily dating Paris Hilton.

You have every right to be confused. What would a mostly-punk rocker want with some bleach-blonde, famed-out panty-forgetter (or Britney Spears, for that matter)? Maybe we got sucked into … Read More

Webster's defines "Sloppy Seconds" as "When one man has unprotected sexual intercourse with a woman who's vagina still contains semen from a previous partner." Kidding, it was Urban Dictionary. Yuck, all the same.

With that as prologue, you may have heard a spot of scuttlebutt regarding a fellow named Sean Avery dropping the evocative 2-word term in reference to gentlemen of his profession (pro hockey player) dating his former girlf Elisha Cuthbert. Let's go to the videotape:

Gruesome, gruesome stuff. I only pray that there were not children or dotards in the room with you … Read More