Christopher Hitchens's most valuable asset was his scathing wit. From his famous digs at religion to his humiliating takedown of Sarah Palin — and even some snippy comments aimed at cats — read the brilliant writer's most incendiary jabs.
Note to the male population: If you don't share my bleeding heart liberal views, we will not be having sex. Just something to think about during this pre-election season, which has already bombarded us with incompetent GOP debates and Rick Perry's overtly bizarre behavior. I'm apparently in the minority on this one, however.
17-year-old Justin Bieber recently made headlines when he spoke about his girlfriend Selena Gomez and his desire to be a young dad. The general consensus seems to be that marrying young, whether you're a famous pop star or not, is a bad idea...But is it? Yes, Hollywood marriages are notoriously short, but that doesn't mean that Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez's relationship is doomed to implode. If they're lucky, they might just end up like one of the celebrity couples below, who only need to look across the dinner table whenever they want to reminisce about their high school sweethearts and first loves.
The release of a new tell-all biography about Sarah Palin (written by her next door neighbor!) may be the catalyst for a total marriage meltdown between Palin and her husband Todd. According to the National Enquirer, The Rogue: Searching for the Real Sarah Palin by Joe McGinniss is chock full of stories that, if true, could ruin not only her marriage, but her political career.
Joe McGinniss's highly anticipated Sarah Palin biography is almost here, and the first leaks are setting the bar pretty high: the National Enquirer reported Wednesday that the book describes Palin's alleged drug use and sexual escapades.
"Don't cha" call her a grandma! At 44, America's favorite Alaskan is going to be a grandparent for a second time. Her eldest son, Track, 22, is expecting his first child with wife, Britta Hansen. Sarah already has one grandchild, Tripp, the son of DWTS turned author, Bristol. And to make the story more salacious? This could be Sarah's second out-of-wedlock grandchild. Reportedly, Britta looked pregnant during her baby shower, leading many to believe she was already with child long before heading down the aisle.
Is there not a lot for college-aged kids to do in Alaska besides have sex? Because we can't figure out why Sarah Palin's kids keep having babies at such a young age. According to the Daily Mail, Track Palin, the former Alaska governor's 22-year-old son, is expecting a baby with his wife of 2 months, 21-year-old Britta Hanson. What makes the story particularly interesting is that Sarah's new daughter-in-law, Britta, looked heavily pregnant at her recent baby shower, which probably means that she was pregnant long before her honeymoon.
While Levi Johnston's new girlfriend (day care worker Sunny Oglesby) could help him be a better father to son Tripp, Bristol Palin's new man, (oil rigger Gino Paoletti) may be helping her be a mommy for the second time. Apparently, "Bristol is dead serious about having another baby—and she hopes it will happen within the year...She wants to be married before giving birth again, and she is convinced Gino is the guy for her."
Well, it looks like Kate Gosselin is on the prowl, and rumor has it she's hungry for an entirely new type of man. Specifically, we hear she's got a hankering for a hunk like Todd Palin.
Levi Johnston is a high school drop-out, who has posed naked for Playgirl, fathered a child at the age of 18, and recently broke off his engagement with Bristol Palin for the second time after appearing together on a tabloid magazine cover that touted their happiness, but the thing he regrets the most? Apologizing to Bristol’s mom, Sarah Palin. Now that they are off-again, Levi wants to take back the apology he made to the Palin family, and insists he solely gave it to please Bristol while they were engaged, and not because he had anything to apologize for.
Just weeks after getting engaged for the second time, Levi Johnston and Bristol Palin might be on the rocks, because an ex-girlfriend of Levi's is pregnant and he might be the father. The National Enquirer is reporting that while Bristol and Levi were broken up, Levi reunited with another ex, 19-year-old Lanesia Garcia, who's now up the stick and isn't quite sure who got her that way.
