Go on, Reese Witherspoon. According to Elle (via our terribly good friends at Shine), Reese Witherspoon found her divorce to actor Ryan Phillippe to be "humiliating" and "isolating."

As the rug was pulled from beneath Reese Witherspoon's marriage, she went through the normal blame c*m depression c*m bleak outlook on life process that everyone goes through during a divorce. And, obviously, she's a real person but her answers seemed quite genuine which sort of lends credence to the idea that "Reese Witherspoon is one of us." We're guessing that her underwears [sic] are expensive enough … Read More

Dammit. It has been a sorry week for celebrity gossip. Are all the celebrities summering in some country like Svenborgia that only rich people know about? Are the paps all back in San Quentin? What gives? OK the not news news, MonstersAndCritics is reporting that John Mayer may possibly explore the idea of proposing to Jennifer Aniston sometime in the '08.

M&C goes on to say that we shouldn't be surprised if Jen (nifer) is wearing an engagement ring while doing the press tour for her fall film Management (out September 19th). You know what? We … Read More

Damn, son. Just when everything was going great; Reese's divorce went through, Ryan Phillippe was dating this Abby Cornish broad (so he's OK), people were finally not making Brokeback Mountain jokes (partially because Heath Ledger and partially because our national attention span has evaporated); in short, it was pretty sweet to be Jake Gyllenhaal. Then he did the only logical thing and moved in with his adorable girlfriend, Reese Witherspoon. And now things aren't looking so rosy. According to Digital Spy, there are some stern rules in the Witherspoon household.

She has kids, so it makes … Read More

Now that the Oscars are out of the way, there’s been some serious water cooler talk about all the glamorous—and not-so-glamorous—couples that graced the red carpet. (In fact, the combined faux pas of Daniel Day-Lewis’ brown shoes and Rebecca Miller’s bad dress will likely crowd the Middle East peace process out of the headlines for weeks.)

But forget fashion. If celebs insist on dating one another, can they at least get compatibility right? Ignoring the rules of who’s actually available, already happily hitched, gay, straight or somewhere in between, we at Tango took it upon ourselves to play matchmaker. … Read More