According to Yahoo News, a fight between former common-law spouses in Pasadena, Texas took a turn for the ugly and their pets suffered the consequences. The non-couple were in an argument over the ownership of some jewelry that the man had gifted to the woman but took back after the split. The woman took her revenge on the family pets. In a burst of Zeus-ian comeuppance, she kidnapped and the goldfish from his home, then fried and ate them. The man was incensed and called the police. The fuzz responded with 'Uh, this is between y'all.'* To date, PETA … Read More

There may be a new sheriff coming to the wild, wild web. You probably don't know about the curious case of Liskula Cohen, but you soon may.

Liskula Cohen is a model (you have seen her all up in Vogue, son). Photographs of Liskula Cohen appeared on a Google-housed blog entitled "Skanks in NYC." (There was once a video of Facebook etiquette rules insisting that you don't start hate groups, which someone obviously didn't think applied to her specific situation.) Captions of the photographs were less than flattering and used words like "whore," "psychotic," "lying," and "prestidigitator*." The five … Read More

There is an understanding amongst the population, particularly rich, powerful men, that you can buy your way out of trouble. This has largely worked since mankind introduced the concept of money and baubles. In fact, I'm pretty sure jewelry was invented as an addendum to the formal verbal apology.

Case in point: Reuters reports that some ding-a-ling in the United Kingdom used the allure of the pricey and shiny for nearly three decades to make amends for repeatedly making lust to women other than his wife. Over the course of 26 years, Robert Charlton purchased roughly $400,000 worth of … Read More

Chris Brown may have come up with the ultimate revenge against Kanye West, who thinks of Rihanna as family—getting together with Kanye's ex-girlfriend, Amber Rose. Chris was seen locking lips with Amber this past weekend in Beverly Hills.

Though Chris has pleaded guilty to assaulting his last girlfriend, women seem to still think he's worth the risk. Before hooking up with Amber Chris was seen coming to the party with singer Teyana Taylor, a Rihanna lookalike.

A source says that Chris and Amber started off the night innocently enough, dancing together—with Chris showing off his Michael Jackson moonwalk … Read More

We had just finished our second helping of July 4th coleslaw when we learned that Steve McNair, the 36-year-old former Tennessee Titans quarterback, was found dead in his Nashville home. Ruled right away as a homicide, McNair was killed by four bullet wounds including two to the head. It was a grisly tabletop discussion, no doubt, especially since experts think the gun-toting killer was none other than McNair's 20-year-old mistress. Police won't confirm for sure, but it's looking like the pert, pretty woman he'd toted around on vacations and successfully hid from his wife pulled the trigger before … Read More

Hell hath no fury like a woman angered by some leaked nude pics.

As if the Chris Brown and Rihanna relationship needed any more strain and controversy, the pair are now apparently locked in a war of retaliatory photo leaks.

After naked snapshots of Rihanna made the rounds on the Internet earlier this month, an informant told Star magazine that the 21-year-old songstress blames her allegedly abusive ex-boyfriend, R&B singer Chris Brown. And although the Brown camp vehemently denies the allegation, Rihanna doesn't seem to be buying it. She's threatening to release a few unflattering shots of Brown in … Read More

John Mayer is still crying over the end of his affair with Jennifer Aniston (and whether his undying love of Twitter contributed to the breakup), but instead of coping sensibly—we like to fill our beer helmets with shiraz and watch Hugh Jackman movies when we get dumped—Mayer is taking a page from Taylor Swift and hitting back at Aniston in song.

"Heartbreak Warfare," Mayer's latest salvo in the Hundred Years' Aniston War of Woe Is Me My Womb Is Empty, features the lyrics "If you want more love, Why don't you say so?" and … Read More

Bitter divorcees, the recently dumped and broken-hearted get together for a Valentine's Day Bash which brings new meaning to the word "catharsis." 

Love Bytes: three must-click sex, dating and relationship links.

Some people take the feeling that "he's mine" way too far. [Asylum]

Your spouse's health has a direct influence on your own health. Long-term partners are more likely to suffer from similar illnesses—so choose well! [Limelife]

Don't butcher your Valentine's Day message. Check out this awesome, unique gift suggestion. [The Frisky]