On the heels of the reports that Bleo is totally finito, Leonardo DiCaprio has been seen out and about with...a second-grade school teacher. Ha! In your dreams, ladies! Leo is actually dating another foreign super-model.
How often do you think, "Wow, this is exactly like my relationship" after receiving a 503 server error? Yeah, we never do either, but a comical new blog entry from writer Maile Ohye has shown us the light. In her piece titled "Recovering from a broken heart in HTTP status code," Ohye compares our loves lives to a website directory. Think of yourself as www.you.com. After a breakup, any attempts to land on www.you.com/romantic-interest would only elicit a 404: requested page not found.
The faster you break up with him, the faster he will recover. If you know he isn't for you, don't wait!
It's better to take some time off from relationships after a break up to reflect, heal, and grow.
Charlize Theron and Keanu Reeves have taken their on-screen romances out of the multiplex and into real life, according to The National Enquirer. The actors, who have been friends for years, began dating in the wake of Charlize's breakup from her partner of eight years, Stuart Townsend, in January.
Kate Winslet is furious that her soon-to-be ex-husband, Sam Mendes, has been in contact with his ex-girlfriend, actress Rachel Weisz, but Kate is putting on a happy face for her kids.
Alex Rodriguez and Kate Hudson have moved on from their breakup by meeting new people. Yay.
Jennifer Aniston and Gerard Butler, costars in the upcoming The Bounty Hunter, were looking awfully cuddly after presenting together at the Golden Globes last night.
If there's one thing that redeems the whole terrible process of breaking up with someone, it's the potentially fun recovery period afterward. Don't get us wrong: Breakups are a sad, sorry business, and even the cleanest ones entail some kind of annoying consequence or follow-up, like adjusting to an empty bed or having to return that awesome space heater he left at your apartment. The key to making the most of your breakup is engaging in life-affirming activities: little things that will empower you start over and set out into the great unknown (singlehood - eek!) with courage and resilience. Resist binge-drinking, rebound guys or ex sex, and consider these fun post-breakup activities instead:
Jon Gosselin's New Year's resolution must have been out with the old, in with the new, because the father of eight spent New Year's with a 23-year-old brunette named Morgan rather than ex Hailey Glassman.
Last week we learned that Jessica Simpson and Billy Corgan have been dating on the sly since meeting at a party in November, and now we hear that Billy is "very caught up" in Jessica's "mystique" and she's talking babies.
