According to Bossip, Kanye West is ready to settle. Not a lawsuit. And certainly not a beef with Beanie Siegel (or 50 Cent or Jamie Foxx or Soulja Boy). He says he's ready to settle down in life with a wife and less strife.

The producer / rapper / vodka hawker looks like he wants to escape the loneliness brought on by the loss of his mom and breakup with his fiance [sic] Alexis Phifer. Kanye goes on to describe the sort of woman that he wants no part of and for the record, we think … Read More

People just loves actor Ryan Reynolds. Outside of being ha-ha funny, good-looking and buff, the Canadian also has a gorgeous wife in Scarlett Johansson. If that wasn't enough reason to hate the player and the game, Double R is also generous; he ran the New York marathon for Parkinson's. Sure his dad has Parkinson's but most of us would consider it a sacrifice just to pick up Parkinson's medication from the pharmacy… in a car… while we were already out running errands. And this jerk runs 26.2 miles for it. What a jerk, right?

Then he goes … Read More

According to Us Weekly, Mariah Carey went on Rachael Ray's show and told the queen of easy gourmet that she didn't have costumes for herself and hubby Nick Cannon yet. What a shame. A couple's first joint Halloween costume is very important in influencing public opinion about 'the real you.' Are you vain? Do you have a good sense of humor? Are you slutty? It's all on the table. She did have 3 ideas though. One of which was a sexy firefighter with a regular firefighter (which is which?) and another was milk and cookies. Inexplicably, … Read More

The folks over at Holy Taco have a top-9 list of people that kill the mood during sex. While we agree with most of them (especially the dude that throws on the DMB as mood music), we're pretty sure that at least one of these guys only exists in the pages of The Onion.

On the subject of gags, it looks like Michigan absentee voters are in for a little surprise. According to MLive, a flyer from the Michigan Democratic Party inadvertently has a phone sex line's number on it. It's better than getting Rick … Read More