Women, on behalf of all men everywhere, we have a request: more unplanned morning sex.

Don't get me wrong, the nooner is outstanding. Samesies afternoon delight. We love spending all day in bed with you. And we're frickin' psyched when you jump us in an unexpected, possibly semi-public place. But getting nasty before we break the fast-y is a real treat. It has us walking a little taller all day long. Other guys will recognize a certain spring in our step and envy us. 

I know, I know, you took a shower last night, you value your workweek sleep … Read More

Seventy percent of both women and men fantasize  about it. Some are turned on by the risk of getting caught; others simply want the novelty of taking the bedroom show on the road. You may want a springtime romp in a field of flowers or a quickie in a bar bathroom, but in the end, sex in public—like real estate—is all about one thing: location location location.

"When I was 23 my boyfriend and I were at a concert at a small club," said Michelle*, 37. "I was wearing a babydoll dress and dancing in front of him, … Read More

Something is rotten in the state of Denmark. Isn’t the quickie something to be enjoyed because it is a break from the usual big show? It’s like the lightning round is exciting because it's faster than normal. If the whole game was that fast they would just call it 'the round'. Enough with the foreplay (is this thing on?), a new study in the Journal of Sexual Medicine states that 7 to 13 minutes of sex is optimal. And that even a 3-minute go of it is ‘adequate.’ There’s no … Read More

It’s tough finding a nice, clean quasi-private stall for a quickie these days. Luckily, the American Civil Liberties Union wants to help you, and Larry Craig, to make sure what happens in your stall… (pause for overused Vegas catch phrase here) stays your stall.

As reported in the New York Post, the ACLU argues that people who have sex in public bathrooms have an expectation of privacy, backing Craig and filing a brief on his behalf. The short answer: The state cannot prove that Craig was inviting an undercover officer to have sex in public and he could be off … Read More

If your lover took you out to the city’s finest restaurant night after night, wouldn’t you soon be craving burritos and beans at your local Mexican place?

Sure you would, and this ennui with routine is true for sex as well. Romantic, meaningful sex is wonderful—but sometimes it just seems like a lot of work.

Consider this probably not unfamiliar situation: You are horny, but you don’t have the time (or desire) for a prolonged love-making session. You just have an itch you’d like your lover to scratch, then you’d like to get back to your spreadsheet...This is the moment … Read More