British tabloids are reporting that the heir to the crown and his longtime girlfriend, Kate Middleton, have agreed to marry, and plan to make it legal some time before William's grandmother, Queen Elizabeth II, celebrates her Golden Jubilee in 2012. Sources say that Kate has begun taking "princess classes" to help her make the adjustment to being part of the royal family, and if we've learned anything from the oeuvre of Anne Hathway, that means Julie Andrews has been putting books on her head and Hector Elizondo has been teaching her which forks to use. Or was … Read More

According to the Daily Mail, Prince Harry (third in line for the throne of England and other realms) was seen exiting a basement with Caroline Flack the other day. Possibly, but likely not, emerging from a game of '7 Minutes In Heaven.'

In the UK, they call Caroline Flack a 'TV presenter' but we'd call her a 'host' (or possibly a much more loaded ‘on-air personality'). Caroline Flack hosts a program on Sky TV called Gladiators. The show is virtually identical to American Gladiators but somehow seems more refined and suave. Ms. Flack has also been … Read More

We suppose that the rumors of the Prince William and Kate Middleton's relationship demise were highly exaggerated. Per Celebitchy, the second in line for the throne is doing the opposite of breaking up with girlf Kate Middleton. Actually, he's not marrying her (right now) so not quite the opposite of a breakup. But moving in together is, um, pretty far from splitting up. Honestly, one of these cohabitation deals can sometimes stave off a breakup for years or even decades. And instead of moving into some palace, castle or citadel, the couple is settling for … Read More

Most of us look back on some of our exes and wonder why we ever broke up with them. No judgments here, but how often do you ever hear of someone dumping royalty? It appears that Prince Harry’s now ex-girlfriend has ended their five-year relationship. Word is that she couldn’t handle his lifestyle and, according to a royal source, "The couple had a lot of fun but the relationship has run its course. They are still on speaking terms but the relationship has ended." The kicker to this story: she let her friends know the relationship … Read More

It's been a while since Paris Hilton has made it into the Dish (or gotten any Celebrity Love), so we figured we'd check in on the no-longer-to-receive-anything hotel heiress. If memory serves, when last we saw Paris Hilton, she was not planning a double wedding featuring the Madden Bros and former BFF Nicole Richie. Shortly thereafter we found out that that there was a virgin vying to be her new BFF. Good times.

Speaking of becoming Paris' BFF, Slate has an essay by Troy Patterson about her reality best bud search My New BFF. … Read More

We just want to make it perfectly clear, 'Prince William Lands Chopper In Girlf's Backyard' is not a euphemism for anything involving anal sex. Though, it should be. Anyway, Prince William (second in line to the British Throne) decided to pull a Maverick to Kate Middleton's Penny Benjamin. But rather than buzzing her house with his F-14, he landed his Chinook (a largish helicopter) in Middleton’s backyard, yep it’s good to (almost) be king. Sure, the Royal Air Force is a little pissed about it per an article on The Daily Mail. Those pencil-pushers are just … Read More

According to rumor, Prince Harry has asked Charles and Beverly Davy for their daughter’s (Chelsy Davy) hand in marriage. This would be a big move for the man who is third in line to the British throne. It would probably mean that we would see a lot less of him in the tabloids and probably nix any chance of him returning to duty in Afghanistan. This will probably ultimately be safer for him, snorting vodka in a London club and exchanging mortar fire with the Taliban are incredibly perilous activities (though clearly on different scales). We wonder what the change … Read More

From MonstersAndCritics.com

The 22-year-old blonde beauty - who ended her relationship with the prince two weeks ago after finding text messages from another girl on his mobile phone - decided to give Harry another chance after he promised he would change during an intense meeting over the weekend.

A friend told Britain's Daily Mirror newspaper: "Chelsy was always going to take him back but wanted him to sweat a bit. Harry pestered her with texts and calls and proved to Chelsy he can't bear to be without her.

Tango’s Take
See a Dish from November 13th on UK bookies laying odds … Read More

From BettingChoice.co.uk
By Richard Alkman
Jeepers, batten down the hatches and lock up one's daughters! After splitting with his girlfriend at the weekend Prince Harry is already riffling through his little black book to ponder his next move. And fittingly enough, Paddy Power have opened a book of their own on this specials betting market, providing odds on which lucky Lady will be next in line to, erm, His Majesty.

According to reports, the Prince split with his Zimbabwean girlfriend of three years, Chelsy Davy, at the weekend – a break-up that is sure to boost the hopes of hundreds of … Read More

From The Associated Press

LONDON (AP) — Prince Harry and his Zimbabwean-born girlfriend have ended their three-year romance, a newspaper reported.

The News of the World said the Chelsy Davy, who has been studying at a college in England while dating the prince, broke off the relationship last week after losing patience with his playboy lifestyle and lack of commitment to her.

Clarence House, where Prince Harry lives with his father, Prince Charles, and his brother, Prince William, declined to confirm the report, saying it doesn't comment about the royals' private lives.

Tango’s Take
Well, isn’t this something? We’re guessing that they got together … Read More