Life is a series of complicated trade-offs, folks. Let it never be said we didn't warn you.

Yesterday we stumbled upon an Australian study that reports men who smoke pot daily have four times as hard of a time climaxing during sex than those who don't. The study also notes that everyday potheads report premature ejaculation at three times the rate of non-smokers. Brutal! It seems like this would really make a guy take a long, hard look at their bong friend the next time they sat down for a session. The Truth About Robin Wright … Read More

Just when you thought the Jon Gosselin saga couldn't get any grosser. 

Thanks to Radar Online, the truth has come out about his new girlfriend (now being reported as 22 years old instead of 23) Hailey Glassman, who was seen on his arm this past weekend as the pair cavorted like Hollywood elite around South France's exclusive St. Tropez. They hung with fashion designers, roamed the streets talking aloofly on cell phones and even smoked cigarettes like the glam glitterazzi they're not. http://www.yourtango.com/sites/all/themes/zen/zen_classic/images/callout...); background-repeat: no-repeat; background-color: transparent; … Read More

Here we are, again, it's the 20th of April and the hippies couldn't be more "stoked, brother." On the day where everyone is supposed to just kick up their heels, put on a Bob Marley record, roll up a doobie and check ya later, man.

Although limited ambition, the sweet, sickly smell of the sticky-icky-icky and perpetual red eyes are all high (heh) on most women's must-have lists, there are a few relationship-related reasons* not to Johnny Blaze like Johnny Cash. Here are just seven (in no particular order):

1) The sex may be weird. The … Read More

It's Friday, that means it's time to link to my favorite stuff from the web this week. I promise that we will not once reference that crazy Korean girl who cut a swath through the hearts of Brooklyn's hipster population. Also, no pirate jokes; that ish is scary.

The LSU Reveille asks if college kids should wait to get married. At first, I thought they meant to have sex and I thought, "no, heavens no, unless it's a religion thing." And then read they were asking if you should get married before graduation. Strange things are afoot in Red … Read More

Love Bytes: three must-click sex, dating and relationship links.

What do you do when you tell him you want to talk honestly about your fantasies but when he spills guts you're upset or offended? [DearSugar]

Smoking marijuana increases the chances of testicular cancer. Bummer for him... twice as much pot for you! [Asylum]

This Valentine's Day woo him with the scent of old books. [Buzzfeed]