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Is there a deeper meaning behind his porn choices? Perhaps.
We read a statistic the other day. Something like "10 out of 10 men have admitted to masturbating to porn." Or maybe it was "100% of all men polled said they had masturbated to porn." Porn For The Blind
Point being: men (all men) like porn.
While, yes, some more so than others, and, yes, some claim to never touch the stuff (wink, wink), it's pretty safe to assume there was at least an errant Playboy floating around somewhere in his past.
So, it's only natural that us inquisitive and look-really-deep-into-everything ladies would wonder: what does his porn collection say … Read More
Hoarding cash, Craigslist hustling, first kisses and gender non-specific promiscuity.
It's that time again, I cruise around the entire interweb and find the most noteworthy stories, advice or anecdotes about love (and relationships). No jokes about Swine Flu today and I will not talk about that plane that flew a little too low over Manhattan yesterday with a fighter jet in-tow. I will talk about…
Awful divorces. Cracked has compiled a compendium of their ten stickiest divorces of all time. That guy who gave his wife a kidney and tries to get cash value after the fact even made the list.
Cash Rules Everything Around Me, too. That's why … Read More
With contraptions like these, who needs one-night stands?
Those with a penis who made it to the AVN Adult Entertainment Expo were in for a tight, lubed up treat. The Real Touch Interactive sex device.
Real Touch, my friends, is the closest horny, scientific sex toy geniuses have come to mimicking the female vagina. Or mouth. Or anus.
Fellas, shelve the Lubriderm!
This new football-sized contraption works by strapping it on, plugging into your computer, and pressing "play" to the 30-minute porn that comes with the device. The action corresponds with motion cues sent over a U.S.B. from your computer.
The Real Touch electronically simulates the mouth, vagina and anus … Read More
The Sundance Channel has a somewhat misleading new porn show.
OK. We got the words 'porno' and 'Sundance' and 'Isabella Rossellini' all in the same sentence. Naturally we expected something quite spicy and independent, possibly with a Fellini influence. Ross (from Friends) would probably want to re-redo his list after this (yeah, we're dorks for knowing that). But it turns out that Isabella Rossellini is just kitted out like Gollum and interpreting the mating rituals of a series of bugs. Oh, it's greeno porn. Entomologists, start your boners.
Kinky? Actually, a little bit. We just hope that we never get involved with a preying mantis. Sure it sounds like … Read More