Sweet Jesus, more dynamite from the New York Times. The paper of record laments the receding of plot in modern porn. While the action is as puerile and bone-tastic as ever (probably more so considering our increasing tolerance, and appetite, for the weird stuff*), the artistic sentiment is going the way of the dodo. 

Dialogue has gone from laughable to entirely absent. Drama has followed pubic hair out on the first train to Bolivian**. And the cinematic realism stops at the fact that it's just two (or more) real people who are really f*cking.

The advent of the interweb … Read More

The Girlfriend Experience, a film about high-class call-girls and the men who pay for them, aired earlier this week at the Tribeca Film Festival just a few blocks north of where the real action took place—Wall Street. Director Steven Soderbergh called upon adult-film star Sasha Grey to take the lead, a role that, surprisingly, made the porn actress weary.

"I got [to my first sex scene], and I was only nervous waiting around," the actress told MTV News. Then once the scene started, I was fine. But working for Steven—it's like, 'Am I doing this right? Should … Read More

Anyone notice how much the word "porn" is thrown around lately? Is it designed to shock or something? A few porn stars teamed up with the Gunn Brothers to bring us PG Porn, Isabella Rossellini and the Sundance Channel brought us Green Porno, Eli Roth and his contemporaries made popular a sub-genre of horror known as torture porn and shelter magazines (like Blueprint and Domino) have introduced us to home décor porn. Has "porn" just become in a stand-in word for gratuitous, idealized and, ultimately, fruitless? And if so, is it just because of porn's binary relationship … Read More

Ah, love. That special feeling that makes a man want to stay in and bake cookies with his woman or emblazon her naked likeness on a surfboard and give it to her as a present.

We know that feeling, Brody. And we're happy to know that you do, too.

Thanks to your interview with People, we know it, perhaps, a little too well.

We know that after baking those cookies together, you like to "watch DVDs and have nice quality home time." We know that your girlfriend is "in amazing, amazing shape." And we know that that surfboard you had made … Read More

Those with a penis who made it to the AVN Adult Entertainment Expo were in for a tight, lubed up treat. The Real Touch Interactive sex device.

Real Touch, my friends, is the closest horny, scientific sex toy geniuses have come to mimicking the female vagina. Or mouth. Or anus.

Fellas, shelve the Lubriderm!

This new football-sized contraption works by strapping it on, plugging into your computer, and pressing "play" to the 30-minute porn that comes with the device. The action corresponds with motion cues sent over a U.S.B. from your computer.

The Real Touch electronically simulates the mouth, vagina and anus … Read More

Per the Boston Globe, popular listings site, Craigslist, promises to cut down on the prostitution. And Craigslist's traffic just dropped 95%. It’s OK, no one asked them to yank the reigns on casual hookup postings. And 50% of that traffic is contemplating returning.

Seriously, why go through Craigslist when you can just use the Emperor's Club and get off Scot Free? The New York Times is reporting that former New York governor and chin-y fellow Eliot Spitzer is not going to face any charges in his prostitute purchases.

And the people of San Francisco feel … Read More

I don't suppose anyone out there saw Orgazmo? You're not alone if you haven't. It was from the South Park dudes (Trey Parker and Matt Stone). It was about a young Mormon boy who became a porn star. His porn persona was that of super hero Orgazmo. Porn legend Ron Jeremy also made an appearance. The film featured no nudity and few "adult situations" (like drinking coffee or getting a mortgage). A lot of viewers were probably less than thrilled.

Looking back, the funny thing about porn is how contrived the situation is (though amateur porn … Read More

Job dissatisfaction is pretty common. Numbers vary, but between according to Forbes.com in 2005, up to 87% of people were unhappy at work; in 2007 LiveScience put the number at over 50%; and earlier this year MarketWatch reported that only 9% of people liked their job so much they'd marry it.

So job dissatisfaction is rampant, even male porn stars are in on the career-hating action! Today we learn, via Debauchette, 7 Reasons Why It Sucks to Be A Male Porn Star. Watch out, that … Read More

Jenna Jameson is pregnant with Tito Ortiz's baby. On the outside chance that you don't know who these 2 people are; Jenna Jameson is a world-famous porn star and Tito Ortiz is a former Ultimate Fighting Champion in the Light Heavyweight division. She's written a best-selling book about her life, How to Make Love Like a Porn Star: A Cautionary Tale , and sells a line of Jenna Jameson-inspired products from footwear to ringtones to prosthetic vajayjays. Tito Ortiz was a major UFC … Read More