Just when we thought nothing could replace Jersey Shore on Thursday nights, MTV rolled out an even more epic show after 15 years of hiatus: Beavis and Butthead, huh, huh.
Ladies, how do you prefer to be approached by a man? There is surely no single answer to such a question—unless, of course, you're talking about a one-night stand, according to a new study. It claims that when it comes to casual sex, women prefer straightforward and aggressive pick-up tactics, and men are more than willing to deliver them.
Have you heard ridiculous pick-up lines at a bar? If so, you're certainly not in the minority of women. Do you sometimes wish there were a mandatory Bar And Party Etiquette School where men are forced to learn that cheesy, crass comments just aren't going to fly? Well, this video from Fox News iMag is like a mini-etiquette school.
John Mayer may know how to make the ladies swoon in song, but he makes us cringe when he tries to be suave without singing. Recently, Mayer hit NYC hotspot Wicker Park with Ricky Van Veen of the website College Humor, and decided to try some college-level humor of his own. When a starstruck female fan approached Mayer, he engaged her in polite conversation which took a turn for the creepy mid-chat. According to the Post's source, "He said that she was going to make someone very happy one day, as long as she remembered to talk dirty while having sex."
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One of the questions women always ask me is whether hitting on guys is a good move. I know why they’re conflicted. We are socialized to believe that when it comes to the game of love, men should be on permanent offense. And I’ll admit that on the exceedingly rare occasions when a woman has approached me at the bar, I don’t know how to react. But that’s not to say women should play the role of damsel in distress when they spot Prince Charming. You just need to be strategic in your approach.
Breaking news before the slow-poke networks, staying atop of Ashton Kutcher's activities, bringing the pound sign back: Twitter gives us all of this. But what can Twitter do for love, we asked? The answer: clever pick-up lines packaged into 140 characters or less.
While commemorating the 10th anniversary of Linda McCartney's death, Macca mentioned that he used a quite guileless technique to pick her up years ago at a nightclub. Pickup artists everywhere have to be pissed that candor works really well for some people.
If you're like us, and have gotten hit with the funniest, cheesiest or most unbelievable pick-up line (or even used any of those hum-dingers) at least try and get something for your trouble - enter AT&T's Pick Up Line Contest by submitting one of those infamous and orinigal lines. If yours attracts the most comments, you're up for a Palm Centro Smartphone or even a cruise.
