On science's neverending quest to find the cause for the female orgasm, it's only natural "research" would blatantly contradict itself a few hundred times or so. So we weren't shocked to read a study touting the benefits of length, crowing that size does matter! So much for gifted tongue flicks—ladies get out your rulers! Penis Extension Fails Catastrophically

A study led by Stuart Brody from University of the West of Scotland asked 1,000 Czech women what causes their "vaginal" orgasms. A vaginal orgasm, if you're curious, is a climax "produced simply from movements … Read More

You'll never see a dude turn to another dude and ask, "Do I look fat in these pants?" But that doesn't mean men are invulnerable to insecurities, no matter how much we'd like to think so. Women are upfront about their fears, doubts, and self-esteem. I used to think it was just compulsive gabbiness, a quirk of the fairer sex. But, in fact, it is an admirable coping mechanism that's even a little bit courageous. That said, I'll sack up and admit that I've spent a lot of my life feeling like a fatty, a chubasaurus, half-man and half-marshmallow. Read More

Blame it on Jimmy Choo. More and more women are towering over their male counterparts these days.

While the average height for a man ranges between 5'8" and 5'11", popular high heel styles are stacked at 3, 4 and even 5 inches which means that if you're a stylish single woman on the prowl, chances are you might be looking down at your next date. Read: Tall Girl in Love

Rest assured, you're not alone. The Huffington Post just published a list of 14 Famous Couples With Taller Women and we must say, things are looking up. … Read More

We think we know what will be secretly etched on every (cough, insecure, vain, cough) man's birthday wish list: Push-Up Briefs!

Ha! Never again do we want to hear about our triple-padded, technologically advanced, uber-lifting 2.0 Victoria's Secret bra being "false advertising."

A Croatian designer, Roland Lodoli,  has created boxer briefs with a padded pocket that literally takes a man's family jewels and "thrusts the contents up and out." He says they're selling like hot cakes at his shop in Zagreb, Croatia.

While we can't fathom first hand what that would truly feel like, sounds sort … Read More

If there's one thing I've learned writing these columns, it's that you ladies have penis on the brain. Which is why I'm going to admit that my penis is so huge, so gargantuan, that when I get excited, I barely have enough skin with which to whistle. Seriously. It's like three grapefruits in a gym sock. Trash bags are my preferred prophylactic. I ain't bragging or nothin'.

Does size really matter? How do you know your vagina isn't all floppy? I knew a dude once who described sleeping with a woman as "driving a hatchback through the Lincoln Tunnel." … Read More

News Flash: it's really bad for the baby when a pregnant mom is exposed to chemicals!  But just how bad is it? New research says if the baby she's carrying is a boy, chemical exposure may cause him to be born with a smaller penis.

The New York Post reports that chemicals in fire retardants, cosmetics, food wrappers and baby powder are called "endocrine disrupters" and can interfere with hormones in male vertebrae animals. This means the size of your man's penis may be affected (stunted, if you will) while he's still in the womb.

The Post says:

"This research shows … Read More

I'm well aware I'm just about the last twenty-something who lives in New York City who actually is sitting home on a Saturday night watching Saturday Night Live. But sometimes I'm rewarded with little gems like this spoof of the sex-drenched nighttime soap Gossip Girl.

(Note to out-of-towners: Murray Hill's a neighborhood in New York City just south of Midtown with a fratty milieu. It's populated by lots of recent college graduates who work in finance or law the kind of guy who—stereotypically— has a big ego and would want a big dick to go with it.  Hence a spoof … Read More