As the week ends, so does my resolve to keep it fresh, original and compelling. I'm only human, and a bit of a Friday Afternoon Ninja (someone who is mysteriously gone at 4 p.m. every Friday). So, I scoured the interjam for both of us and find the best of the best.

Intentional and full-grown virgins exist, and they are not all religion-y. Lemondrop has a great first-person essay about keeping your word to stop at third. 

The team over at The Frisky is all about breaking down his choice in under garments. They run down the most popular cuts … Read More

Up on the Vancouver set of Eclipse, the Robert Pattinson–Kristen Stewart romance is getting so hot the filmmakers fear it will harm the blockbuster movie franchise. OK! reports that while filming Eclipse, the movie in which vampire-dishrag lovers Edward and Bella get engaged, Rob and Kristen have been spending nights together and referring to each other on-set as "my wife" and "my husband." (Off-set, we assume they have totally different pet names for each other.) Which is totally how normal twentysomethings act when they're not banging each other silly!

Studio execs, however, are not as blissful as … Read More

Jennifer Aniston tells the October issue of Harper's Bazaar that she's still a romantic, despite having her heart broken, and that she still believes in love. Also, the Easter Bunny! Jen says it's important to her to have closure in a relationship—ahem. "You should always have a sense of clarity at the end and know why it began and why it ended. You need that in your life to move cleanly into your next phase," she says.

The Bazaar cover story doesn't mention if Jen got that all-important closure in her on-set fling with her The Bounty … Read More

Miley Cyrus may be Twittering deliriously about how in love she is with new flame Liam Hemsworth, but her bliss has left someone out in the cold—Liam's girlfriend, back home in Australia. The heartbroken lass, Laura Griffin, tells Australia's Woman's Day magazine that she thought the photos of Miley and Liam making out were part of filming The Last Song, until further snaps of them snogging off-set showed up.

"He was my boyfriend and my best friend," Laura says, going on to blame Miley for coming between them: "There is no other reason why we would … Read More

Robert Pattison, better known as the unwashed, sparkly vampire Edward in the Twilight series, has been in New York shooting a movie with Lost's Emilie de Ravin for the past few weeks, as you might have heard, even if you’ve been under a rock lately (the screaming of his obsessive tweenage fans is audible from Portland. Both of them). And despite his rumored romance with Emilie, Robert is following the quaint 19th century custom of pining away for his Twilight costar Kristen Stewart, who is in LA shooting The Runaways.

"Rob is constantly texting and calling Kristen … Read More

Great news, gang. Christina Ricci is engaged to be married to a funny f*cker named Owen Benjamin. E! Online (again with the Uber Blog) has the exclusive scoop on the betrothal party. It happened at a nightclub, it was a fun and everyone (Christina Ricci inclusive) was apparently cocked on blackberry brandy*. There's a pretty decent chance you have no idea who Owen Benjamin is (other than another guy blessed with a first name for a last name), but that will change in short order. He had a minor role in the Anna Faris-tastic The House … Read More

Evidently, you people (and by "you people" I mean film-goers, critics and anyone with a heart) really liked that Slumdog Millionaire. And the Academy, often accused of heartlessness, dug it too; to the tune of eight Oscars including the coveted Sound Mixing Award. But what's a great love story without its paramours?The movie (even with all of its excellence in Cinematography and Film Editing) goes nowhere without an incredible dynamic between Jamal and Latika, Dev Patel and Freida Pinto, respectively. But did that on-screen love affair spill off of the soundstage? We mentioned a while back a rumor that Read More

Per Digital Spy, it's possible that there is another Gossip Girl on-set romance a-brewin'. Leighton Meester (or Blair Waldorf) was seen making out with Sebastian Stan. You may know Stan as the loathsome Carter Baizen. You may recall that Carter scammed Nate Archibald out of some money on a crooked game of cards and then hasn’t been seen much since. Not too long ago, Meester was rumored to be getting frisky with Chace Crawford (Nate), pretty boy extraordinaire. She denied the rumor but he'd just broken up with Carrie Underwood (via text) and may have been … Read More