Jon Gosselin is a busy (lady's) man. He's got a firey ex, Kate; a 22-year-old girlfriend, Hailey; and the opportunity to get with Octomom, aka Nadya Suleman.

Guess there's only so much Gosselin to go around, because Jon's not interested in getting to know Nadya anytime soon. Earlier this week, Octomom expressed interest in Gosselin, expressing surprise/delight over the news of his impending divorce, exclaiming, "He's hot!" Jon Gosselin And Octomom: The Next "It" Couple?

Gosselin apparantly heard about Suleman's interest, but as OMG! reports, he replied. "No way!" and added that he plans to focus on … Read More

If Nadya Suleman had her way, she and Jon Gosselin would be an item—along with her 14 children and his eight. Radar caught Octomom on camera recently, asking her thoughts on the fall of Jon and Kate.
 
Suleman's response? "They're getting divorced? He's hot." 
 
She must be pretty consumed with raising all those kids to have missed at the headlines on the Gosselin divorce. And then she obviously missed the headlines about Jon's 22-year-old GF. Jon Gosselin Engaged?
 
When asked, Suleman offered this advice to Kate on dating as a single parent: "Don't." Suleman doesn't think any single parent should be … Read More

You and me and baby makes three, or four in the case of the celeb super-star family headed up by Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner. But it's not enough for Ben, whom In Touch Weekly reports (via celebitchy.com) is suffering from "estrogen overload." And what an estrogen overload it is: not only does his household include a bombshell of a wife and adorable daughters Violet (3) and Seraphina (7 months), but also an on-again-off-again live-in mother-in-law. A lesser man might settle for a cat, but not Ben: desperate for a son to call his … Read More

Kristine Gasbarre, a user and a writer for the site (check out this article about her FB break-up), said this about the Octo-mom's love life:If a crazy woman with 14 kids and bad plastic surgery scores a man before I do, you'll need to medicate me.I think a lot of people will have to be medicated. But she should know, that crazies have lower standards. You could probably marry right now, if you'd settle for the guy who drinks 40s of Icehouse behind my neighborhood grocery store. Hey, bums need love too!

Love Bytes: three must-click sex, dating and relationship links.People on bikes with no clothes crash a wedding. Bridal party wonders about chafing. [Buzzfeed] A Pakistani gang-rape victim who shunned custom and rose to global fame by speaking out about her case has defied another local taboo. She just got married. [Huffington Post]Maybe Octomom isn't actually the most terrifying and irresponsible procreator on the planet after all. [Asylum]While everyone is in a twist over the reproductive havoc Nadya "Octomom" Suleman has wrought, it is only fair to point out that men have been burdening society … Read More