When considering the hype over a possible glimpse of his nothern-lights-nether-regions in Playgirl, nobody says it better than Bonnie Fuller at her newly re-launched HollywoodLife.com: "What the fig, Levi?"

Agreed! What a let down and what a tease! As previously reported on CelebLove, the whole world was expecting some full-frontal from Levi Johnston. In fact, the nineteen-year-old was crowned "biggest pop-culture-turned-sex star" at the Fleshbot Awards last week; and you'd have to think, for that honor, an assumption of full-frontal was implied. Did we call it, or did we call it? Levi … Read More

The bride wore white.

We're just happy she wore something. Alyssa Milano married talent agent David Bugliari this weekend in a rustic nature-themed wedding at the groom's family estate in New Jersey. Her gown was a traditional, custom-made Vera Wang number, and the event was reportedly upscale and elegant and planned by a wedding coordinator to the stars. Alyssa tweeted that it was the "Happiest. Day. Of. My. Life." and has said she wanted "wanted a wedding that was reflective of who we are as a couple." Celebrity Love: Alyssa Milano Says … Read More

Here's a quick rundown of what didn't make today's Celebrity Love Blog but is just too juicy to miss.

Kimora Lee Simmons and Djimon Hounsou show off baby Kenzo. [OK! Magazine]

Gerard Butler isn't gay. [Celebitchy]

Jon Gosselin denies he slept with nanny. [In Touch Weekly]

There's no truth to this, there's nothing going on between my nanny and me. She came over to my house after her shift at a restaurant at 3 a.m. because I had to leave the house very early the next morning.

Barbara Walters wants to see Eric Bana naked. … Read More

LoveFeed guides you through the potential pitfalls of the infamous bachelor/bachelorette parties. LoveFeed is YourTango's daily round-up of love, sex and relationship news and trends.

What's a Lehman lady or Bear Stearns babe to do when her job's gone south?

In a shocking revelation, Playboy thinks she should take her clothes off. The nude empire is currently recruiting women for a February 2009 spread (ha).

Playboy's photo editor says it's not money that gets women to disrobe, it's "the attention, the opportunity, the experience." Well, at least something's not about money these days...

Unemployment is not a requirement. In fact, the mag would rather have gainfully employed, senior-level ladies, if possible. Because getting naked for the wide … Read More