nipples
Nipple surgeries are so hot right now.
As if us ladies don't have enough to stare at quizzically when we're naked, we can now add our nipple shape/color/size/ to the ever growing "list of flaws." I Had Vaginal Rejuvenation Surgery
Great.
London's Harley Medical Group reported today that in the past year doctors have noticed a 30% upswing in nipple surgeries. Granted, the article admits many of these surgeries are performed on post-mastectomy patients or those who can't breastfeed. But it also notes an astonishing number of women click-clacking their way into doctor's offices wanting to tattoo their areolas a darker shade or … Read More
Parents and penis straws, pick-up lines that fail and a Playboy model files for divorce.
Love Bytes: three must click sex, dating and relationship links.
Why you shouldn't bring your mom to a bachelorette party. [TresSugar] Watch: Bachelorette Party Dos and Don'ts
"I’ll bet your nipples are the size of Coke cans!" Not the pick up line she was looking for. [Divine Caroline]
Would you file for divorce on your husband's birthday? [The Huffington Post]
The way I see it, we had a rich and wonderful marriage for over twenty years and then we didn't. It's sort of like we outlived it. If we'd died quietly after perpetuating the species twice, … Read More
Your guide to unwrapping your packages this holiday season.
We usually don't associate the brrrr!-ful winter months with boobs hanging out of our clothes (that would be summertime!) but the Daily Mail points out a tricky sartorial trend: lots of cleavage with the holiday party dresses.
Especially in such sweatpants-and-T-shirt times, us single girls relish the holiday party for the chance to show off some cleavage and reel in a randy fellow. It's been a long time since our Sexy Police Woman / Sexy Nurse / Sexy Mailman costume at Halloween, after all. In northern climates, we're wearing down jackets from late September until late March, … Read More
When it comes to going braless, my boyfriend and I have decidedly different takes.
Today Lemondrop brings us word of another bra-related fashion trend: going braless. Erin, writing for Lemondrop, brings up the point, ahem, that when your breasts get cold your nipples get hard, and "while having your nips in salute mode may be considered flirtatious in some corners, I prefer to leave my headlights off, thank you very much."
This is indeed a problem for those of us with, shall we say, strong nipples. This Love Buzzer frequently goes braless, which is made easier by my modest breasts. However I've found that my boyfriend does not appreciate my freedom … Read More