In all of my exposure to Sunday school (CCD, naturally) and passively hearing about the world's religions over the years, I've come to the realization that someone is keeping a karmic count of all of your good and bad deeds. And that person is Santa Claus. The bearded one's naughty and nice list has kept me on the straight and narrow (for the most part) for nigh 30 years. And I've always been curious what the bottom line of his notes look like. It just so happens that we intercepted a communiqué between Santa's home and the Elves' workshop this … Read More

Come December you can't enter a Wal-Mart, fill up your gas tank or grab some grease at the food court without hearing Christmas songs, including the one about Santa checking his list (twice—we know) to see who's getting the Tiffany's and who's getting the coal. But who is this Christmas "nice girl," the one who makes cupcakes with red and green sprinkles, picks out the perfect gift for every member of her husband's family, and doesn't talk back to her mother-in-law? Who can do that? No us. But that doesn't mean we're bad girls—this isn't another madonna/whore either/or. Whether the … Read More

Because Oprah is really just Jesus in disguise, when asked a question, she will certainly have the right answer. Her website recently featured an article on different relationship dilemmas and the answers to solving them.

Question # 1. I'm married and exhausted. Sex or sleep? Oprah's Take: "Both. If you can time things to coincide with the time of day when you're at peak energy, your sex life will be significantly more satisfying."

YourTango's Take: We understand what O is saying here, but we also get that you may be feeling most energetic in the middle of … Read More

Apropos of nothing, nerve.com lists an edifying list of the top ten weirdest sex laws, which includes:

7. The missionary position is the only sexual position allowed by law in Washington, D.C.5. Giving or receiving head is illegal in 18 states, including Arizona and Utah.3. Sticking your dick in a porcupine is illegal in Florida.

Kind of makes you wonder about the precedents, doesn't it?